Is it normal to do this on my girlfriends bday at school

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Dating a beautiful persian girl at school, my first real girlfriend, we've been dating for several months, and her birthday is close. I had no idea what to get her because she's different than everyone else, so i asked one of her sisters for help. She said get her rose. A rose? i think thats stupid personally but how about a rose and a letter wrote in persian? I'll eat her out too. clitchè? werid? thanks for the help i dont rlly know where else to ask this

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Get her an iPad

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  • SomeWierdos
    11 years ago

    Sounds good, I'd be pleased :)

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  • pornhead_69
    11 years ago

    A more appropriate git would be to sneak into her bedroom when she is sleeping and tie up her arms and legs. Taping her mouth my also be necessary. Then you should pull out your erect cock and turkey slap her until her whole face is bright red. After this turkey slap her nose until it bleeds. Then hold her eye open with your left hand while you jack off with your right and when you are about to ejaculate stick your cock right in front of her eye to ensure you don't miss. This will make it a birthday she will never forget.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    "I'll eat her out too"... Dude, no, we do not give oral sex as a gift. As a sexual favor, or for fun time, or just because she enjoys it, but not as a birthday event!

    As far as the rose, great! The letter written in Persian also sounds like it could be a VERY romantic although I don't know her so that is up to your discretion.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I like how men's minds go from thinking about a gift to thinking about sex without even a heartbeat passing. :)

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Roses are beautiful. If you get her one, get a red Rose. Red means love. There's nothing stupid about it. Get her a bouquet of roses with a letter attached to it that proclaims your love.

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  • Mmmpfh
    11 years ago

    I bought one of my past girlfriends a whole bunch of flowers before. Thing was pretty huge. She was happy with it but looking back it was really weird and I feel so embarassed when I think about now. I don't know what I was thinking...

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