Is it normal to do this at breakfast?

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So.....pancake breakfast. Waffles on occasion. But I look forward to conversing with my bottle of syrup daily. I am hell bent on convincing her to lift her skirt. She'll do it one day....watch.

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Based on 77 votes (24 yes)
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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    Why would you defile queen syrup.

    May the salt be poured into your self inflicted wounds.

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    • feverish
      10 years ago

      She asks for with those enticing ensambles she puts together.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    Shame on you. Mrs. Butterworth is a married woman.

    At least you're not a log cabin republican.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    At least, you aren't masturbating at the breakfast table and forcing the syrup woman to perform oral sex on you.

    You like women to be queens, eh? Well there's royal jelly straight out of the queens backside (slight reference), but I'd like to see you try to lift up her stripped skirt. It will be "off with his dick!" before you can do some proper sexy.

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  • [email protected]
    10 years ago

    For good pussy Fuck a cat.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    That stuff's crap anyway. Get some REAL maple syrup.

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