Is it normal to do these things at any given time?
So.. Hey, how you doin'?
How am I going to put this? I've been thinking and I realize I'm really.. Weird? But is it normal?
So like, some days like today make me be in a weird mood. This weird mood leads to me (not purposely) doing things like instantaneously humping the object I'm standing in front of for example. As I do this, I could yell out a plethora of things or make weird screeching noises that sound like a mix of perhaps a dying pig and a pterodactyl, no lie. Luckily no one is there to witness such a thing because it always happens when I'm alone. Oh god would I feel bad for whoever (and myself) witnessed that.
But you see, it's not always when I'm in a weird mood. Lets say I'm with my friends. I don't purposely do these things... It just happens. Like I would untie my friend's shoe to be a douche. Then as they tie the shoe, I'd untie the other one. If that doesn't tickle their pickle, then I'll poke them and untie their shoes. But that's just being a douche.
Some days around my friends, I'd do non-douchey things and for example: I'd go behind a couch and flip over onto it upside down and lay my legs all over everyone. Some days, if we're outside, I'd do some type of ninja move and flip on a bar and run off. I might ask my friend if I could touch their smooth leg. If me and another sit next to each other and someone says something awkward.. I might do that classic I'm going to yawn and pretend to stretch so I could put my arm around you trick to the person next to me and make it all the more awkward. At times, I spontaneously roll on the floor.
I don't do it purposely like I said before.. It just happens... And of course, that's not as weird or bad as some things I do, but still.
Nothing's wrong with me.. (I think.. D:) So.. Is it normal?