Is it normal to dislike my comments?

I don't like my comments when I read them back. I want to be smart like some of the other posters. Help me!

Yes 9
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Stop commenting then 23
Me too 10
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  • charli.m

    You're probably being too hard on yourself.

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  • Faceless

    Im drinking a keystone right now, I dont care.

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  • disthing

    Don't compare them to other people's - say what you want to say how you want to say it. As long as your intentions are good why concern yourself?

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  • dappled

    If they're useful in any way whatsoever, it shouldn't really matter if you like them. I don't like all my comments either, but that's not the point of the site.

    There's one here from the past 24 hours about a prostitute feeling me up for a couple of seconds. I don't like it at all (which is why I've just iterated for the second time that it was for a couple of seconds and it was outside the pants and it was not consensual but I was too drunk to know what was going on at first) but it was true and it added something to the discussion. It helps answer something the OP was thinking about.

    I've repeated the story here for you. I still don't like it but it helps illustrate the point. I don't have to like my posts. Nobody else has to like them. They just have to be true or - if not true - then useful in some other way, like funny or kind or thought-provoking.

    "Likes" are a false currency.

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  • Lol. You want to be smart for people to like your comments? Don't do that! Just cater to their emotional needs. The community here preffers being told what they want to hear rather than what they need to hear. Intelligence isn't needed to get thumbs up in this community anymore.

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    • NeuroNeptunian

      Yeah, I get thumbs up for my good looks and smokin' hot body. Not for my brains :(

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      • What's your name, girl? What's your sign?

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        • NeuroNeptunian

          Oooohhh honey you can't handle dis ass.

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          • Psshhhht.
            Huh, hei, huh....Baby...Sassyyyyy...Studdly...HUH...Check the pecks!...Man I'm pretty!...Hey there baby.

            Sorry, for some reason the Johnny Bravo theme got stuck in my head.

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      • shuggy-chan

        thumbs up

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  • RapidlyRotatingPanda

    I read my comments back, and I just wonder why nobody got all my inside jokes...
    When I quote David Mitchell directly, and get a serious reply, I die a little inside...

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    • dappled

      David Mitchell's humour probably doesn't travel well. He often employs sarcasm and I've seen other cultures say they enjoy sarcastic humour but then you find out they mean mildly caustic rather than what I'd deem sarcastic.

      P.S. I like David Mitchell very much so quoting him wouldn't go completely unappreciated.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Just do what I do.
    Type, click, forget about it!
    That probably explains a lot for some of you little muffins out there!

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    • shuggy-chan

      is that why you never answer my calls or text, after i gave it up to you?!?!?!

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        You called? Huh, I didn't notice.

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    • disthing

      Oooh did someone say muffins?!

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        You smell da muffins?

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        • disthing

          I smell somethin'!

          Somethin' is cookin' I know it!

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          • NeuroNeptunian

            Well derp, I'm already baked.

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  • howaminotmyself

    I question my thought process on some of my comments. I just don't go back and read them very often. Problem solved.

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  • Boo!

    You dont need to say something real Intelligent, we dont have standards, just say what your heart tells you to say.

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    • Ok. BOO!! ha ha scared you!

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      • Boo!

        ?? Hmm Miss wide awake? Grr! You can't scare the amazing boo!!!! SMH. I scare ghosts!?

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  • thanksforthefreecar

    I don't think anyone like my comments

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    • Boo!

      No, maybe no one has noticed you yet, your pretty new here. Dont worry, you are welcomed and we always appreciate any kind of advice. Dont lose hope. :)

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      • thanksforthefreecar

        Thank you.

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        • Boo!

          Your welcome.

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  • anti-hero

    Delete them.

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  • bananaface

    I don't like a lot of my comments either. I'm not sure how anyone can help you, we can't make you smarter. Just try not to be so harsh on yourself:).

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    • shuggy-chan

      hahah i thought you wrote this

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      • bananaface

        Hey! I'm actually a bit insulted by that (no offense to the OP).

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        • shuggy-chan

          well your always deleting comment and rewriting them, but i still get the notifacation

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          • bananaface

            Fudge! I still wouldn't write this, though.

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  • wannabenerd

    me too, like totally :/

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