Is it normal to despise humanity upon waking up?

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I hate mornings/the 20 minute period after waking up. Is it normal to despise humanity upon waking up?

Especially if they're being all cheery. No, go die. It is not a good morning nor is there an even better day on its way, I can tell. These are despicable lies which you're telling me in an attempt to rob me of sleep.

But in about 15 minutes I'm back to my amiable self.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I'm a misanthrope as well. Join the club we meet on Thursdays at lunch.

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  • Solophonic
    12 years ago

    Pretty much the only time I'll yell at someone is within the first few minutes of waking up. I prefer to wake up, have the house empty, make coffee and smoke a cigarette while chilling with my dog on the back porch in my robe in the morning. That usually gets me back to normal fairly quickly and incites a good day is on the way.

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  • Dazzle
    11 years ago

    You're lucky, I never go back to my normal self until I get back to sleep. :D

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    Thats the way I always am.

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  • myweirdself16
    12 years ago

    im a beast when i first wake up. i shun the sun!

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  • Chillpill
    12 years ago

    Only 15 minutes? I'm such a grump in the morning. I can't function before I get a cup of coffee.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Normal. Most people are the devil when they first wake up.

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  • nipsackpattywack
    12 years ago

    if i had the energy to do anything after someone has woke me up, i would use it all for the sole purpose of killing that person.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Normal*

    *Only if you live in America

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