Is it normal to crush almost exclusively on footballers?

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Very rarely does someone out of football interests me. Of course, I'm only talking about celebrity crushes here. Real life crushes do not follow this pattern. I see more beauty in an average looking footballer then in most so-called 'hunks' of Hollywood. Which would be perfectly normal, but I really don't like football at all. Or most sports. The only reason I watch it is to see the cute guys. Now then why would I be attracted to people that dedicate their lives to doing something I dislike so much? I don't believe in those Freudian theories, but my father figure was in fact a football fanatic... We weren't close at all. This all don't add up. Comments? Please be nice, I'm no groupie or something, just a dreaming girl... :)

P.S: Replace 'football' with 'soccer' if American!

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    I prefer hand ballers.

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      Blue ballers

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        That's a crime. I'll have no part of it!

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago

          white-knuckle ballers?

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          • dirtybirdy
            10 years ago

            You violent racist!!!

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            • shuggy-chan
              10 years ago

              no, she is a white-knuckler, she grips it so hard, her knuckles turn white

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  • ScooterNyne
    10 years ago

    David Beckham... sexiest football player.

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  • SFG123
    4 years ago

    im American and knew which football you meant proper football not the shit one we play here which is just fake rugby

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  • ThousandPoundsOfGanja
    10 years ago

    Fuck, I play real football lol

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    • iamdifferenttoo
      10 years ago

      What is real football?

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      • ThousandPoundsOfGanja
        10 years ago

        American Football lol

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        • iamdifferenttoo
          10 years ago

          You mean handegg? That's like the opposite of football. Nonetheless, kudos for playing a sport!

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          • ThousandPoundsOfGanja
            10 years ago

            You British people are funny lol also, twatface isn't an insult just made me giggle lol.

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            • iamdifferenttoo
              10 years ago

              I'm not British, I'm Brazilian. And I wasn't the one who said twatface. And yes, it is an insult there.

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          European football is real football you fucking twatface. Because, unlike your stupid sport, in european football you actually played with your feet so the name suits the sport.
          And what the fuck is "american football"? A bunch of pussies with helmets on their head and pillows on their shoulders running around with a ball in their hand. If i can call it a ball... Because it's more like a big egg.

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          • paulywalnuts
            10 years ago

            my dog can play soccer. i mean my bitch. i mean by wife

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        • loopoo
          10 years ago

          I believe real football is British football young chap.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I don't believe in those Freudian theories but I'm going to mention them otherwise there's nothing interesting to talk about....

    Footttballlll!!!!

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  • cȱɱpɩɛx
    10 years ago

    Iain Dowie. What a stud! Despite resembling the pastiche of humanity that Dr. Frankenstein rejected before making his better-looking younger brother with the bolt stuck in his neck.

    Still, at least there's Wayne Rooney, a Shrek-alike fucker of prostitute grandmothers. Or John Terry, a Nazi in human form who managed to transcend even that repulsive nature with his vile sexual conduct. Or Ryan Giggs, not a Nazi but still a lowlife cheating fuckface.

    But at least they've got tight glutes. That's all that matters when they're down some back alley with their arse bobbing around in their frenzied cheating with a pox-ridden old whore.

    Peter Beardsley was okay, though. When he stood up straight to hide his hunchback and closed his mouth to conceal the fact that 90% of his teeth had fallen out.

    They're all hideous twatfaces. Except Graeme Le Saux who had a degree in fine art or something and a French ancestry. He wasn't a hideous twatface at all. He was a pretentious twatface.

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    • iamdifferenttoo
      10 years ago

      Huh? What about Kaka? He has a great personality, not to mention the looks. His wife is very lucky. He was my first football crush.

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      • cȱɱpɩɛx
        10 years ago

        Kaka? Okay, at least you've got taste. Yes, I agree, although I'm more of a Sergio Ramos girl myself. It's his eyes. He looks like a gunslinger. Although I never understood why anyone would sling guns when they're much more effective as a weapon if you use them to shoot bullets.

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        • iamdifferenttoo
          10 years ago

          Damn, I thought he looked weird when he had long hair. But now... yum! Still, though, I have this feeling that he sleeps around a lot and is generally a d'bag. Well, few footballers aren't anyway.

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    • Hitlеr
      10 years ago

      dappled?

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      • cȱɱpɩɛx
        10 years ago

        I love your username, although I can't work out what it means. It's like gently chiding someone, like a little "hit". Or like Slapler or Tutler. Either way, it's great. You should be a leader of some kind. You'd be superb.

        And no, slightly stippled. Strange fucking question. I've changed my mind. You're a dangerous loonie and should be shot in the face in a bunker.

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        • Hitlеr
          10 years ago

          I've actually tried that, you'll just end up an old man with half his face blown off to match his testicles, living in this godforsaken Argentina with a bunch of nazi bastards. They were able to give me the face of a very successful Georgian man called Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili, who had died a few years after my suicide attempt. The mustache still grows well, but it has a mind of its own. I suppose that is common with transplants. Some people say I now have the good looks of Stalin with the fashion-sense of Hitler. They want me dead, for reasons that cannot be justified.
          My little Hit is called das Hitlein. I do like Slapler though. You can be dappler.

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          • cȱɱpɩɛx
            10 years ago

            I do not associate with Georgians. It was a very poor era for my country. A lot of Georgians were Germans.

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  • shuggy-chan
    10 years ago

    Is this the same chick that had the hots for English midfielder, Adam Johnson?

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    • iamdifferenttoo
      10 years ago

      Uh, no? Guess there is a lot of us out there. I'm into the Germans.

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      • shuggy-chan
        10 years ago

        Hmmm, Germans, so who do u like more Lahm, Gomez, or schweinstegier?

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        • iamdifferenttoo
          10 years ago

          Just Götze right now, but I've already been through others from the Mannschaft, such as Neuer, Gomez, Höwedes. None is terribly undoable in the team, quite the contrary! Lol, I need to simmer down...

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    I feel really sorry for you if you choose your companions by their looks. You will not have a happy life. If you obsess about these bodies, then no one you meet will ever measure up and you will always be disappointed with the one you're with.
    I am sorry if this seems unkind, but you need to look deeper than the exterior.

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    • iamdifferenttoo
      10 years ago

      I wasn't talking about real life, these are just celebrity crushes. And in anyway I've crushed on male celebrities that are not considered to be very handsome or even good-looking. I just thought they looked good to me, and seemed great, and that's what matters. Now in real life, I seek kind men firstly. If they are not kind, are d'bags and look like Brad Pitt, I wouldn't like to date them. If they are nice, polite, gentlemanly, then that counts a lot. Add an appearance that is attractive to me, then that's it! You are right about comparing celebrities with real men, though, but I hardly ever do that. I have got that very separated in my head.

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  • rondoporgon
    10 years ago

    It doesn't matter if you believe in those theories or not. Fact is, footballers probably remind you of your father on a subconscious level. If you weren't close with your father, you've always been craving that closeness and attention from him. The fact that you're distanced from those footballers probably reminds you, subconsciously, of your dad which might be part of the equation.

    It's pretty simple, really.

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