Is it normal to cruise for chicks at the wood stove store?

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By accident, I found an untapped chick market at the woodstove store. I was putting up my flier for firewood sales and there I saw a couple ladies, clueless about home heating, looking at wood stoves, like a deer with headlice, as the saying goes.

I found I could easily approach the chicks and impress them with my knowledge of wood stoves, and just as easily exchange phone numbers and get their addresses with zero fear of rejection!! I can also make jokes about my 'wood' and sweeping their chimneys without getting slapped.

is it normal to cruise chicks at the wood stove store?

What's been your best untapped gold mine for finding chicks?

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Based on 38 votes (16 yes)
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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    "Like a deer with headlice"? I am unfamiliar with that phrase.

    Were the women headbutting you and rubbing their heads all over the stoves trying to scratch the itch?

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I was going to comment on how misogynistic "untapped chick market" sounds (a bit like "bargain cunt hire") but "deer with headlice" is just inspired. Reminds me of the time I saw a rabbit caught in a car's headlice.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    ha that's beautiful. I pick up guys at the vacuum store.

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  • JustDave
    11 years ago

    Barnyards are a great place. Toll booths also. And don't forget about belching competitions.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Haha Wood store good one

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  • Francophile22
    11 years ago

    Dude, always do what works!

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  • americanhoney
    11 years ago

    Um..... It's clear you meant "like a deer in headlights".

    This mistake made me LOL for several moments.

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