Is it normal to crave a krabby patty?

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Even though they don't exist I only wish they did so I could finally see what Sponge Bob loved about them.

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Based on 50 votes (43 yes)
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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Normal. Sometimes when I watch SpongeBob, I just want to go to Checker's and eat a cheeseburger.
    If you wanted to eat a Krabby Patty, just dunk a cheeseburger into the ocean. lol

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    I had a Krabby Patty before, it took weeks to get rid of them afterwards. Never poke a Patty thats krabby kids

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    • dirtybirdy
      9 years ago

      you dirty animal.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Patty reminds me...Convicted serial killer Jimmy Two Shoes McClardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two porcelain figurines. Police admit that this may be the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.

    Oh how I wish I could take credit for that.

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  • shyghost
    7 years ago

    YES

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  • SidTheSloth
    9 years ago

    When I was younger, I would have given all my birthday and Christmas money just to have one

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    YES. MOTHERFUCKING YES.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    Just get some crab meat and make it into a patty and throw it on a sandwich. Sounds good.

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  • modernism
    9 years ago

    http://i.imgur.com/uYW71Rw.png

    You can almost make it yourself.

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    • despuit
      9 years ago

      Then just go find some of his family and grind it all together and done. Mr.Krabs family of course.

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      • modernism
        9 years ago

        You monster... Dx

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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5th225wgsk

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  • Avi
    9 years ago

    Everyone craves a Krabby Patty :)

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  • seekelp
    9 years ago

    http://isitnormal.com/poll/are-you-in-love-with-a-fictional-character-149846/

    http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-be-attracted-to-a-fictional-character-41970/

    http://isitnormal.com/story/obsession-with-a-fictional-character-28469/

    http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-be-this-in-love-with-a-fictional-character-95399/

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  • WhoYouCallinPinhead
    9 years ago

    I wouldn't mind trying one myself. The thing is though, a Krabby Patty is probably just a saltier burger akin to the ones you get from a fastfood joint in real life.

    That and a huge ingredient to the Krabby Patty is love.

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    • Krowl
      9 years ago

      And I would imagine it's made of crab meat instead of beef.

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