Is it normal to compulsively grope metal objects?

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It's in no means sexual. I just like the feeling of metal objects, so I feel them (hard) until I am satisfied. And when people try to pry me away from the metal object I want to kill them.

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  • OMG13254
    12 years ago

    Yeah dude totally, sometimes I rub a spoon against my scrotum to get aroused. The jingle makes me tingle!

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    • OMG13254
      12 years ago

      Update: I tried sticking a fork up my jap's eye. It didn't work, please learn from my mistake.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        It will work, just do it like I do and really force it in there. Don't worry about that tearing noise its normal, and the blood is just your bodys way of lubricating it! Seriously a good way to spend a friday night if you ask me!

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  • lolwhat
    13 years ago

    I always touch metal objects cause there a good conductor so they take the heat away from my body, making the object feel cold so I'm always clinging onto something metal can't say anyone ever taken something metal away from me though.

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