Is it normal to celebrate everything with a wank?

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Ever since I learnt how to masterbate, I always seem to have a good tug when anything good happens to me where ever I am I have to go jerk off. I've done it at work when I've had a promotion to club toilets when I've got a girls number... Someone tell me is this normal to buss a wank to celebrate?

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Based on 24 votes (17 yes)
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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    Wanker.

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    You'll get grief for this but personally, I quite like you. And I'm going to celebrate that by having a wank. :D

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  • JKR
    12 years ago

    Not gonna lie, it'd probably be more normal to do some sort of victory dance/punch the air/jump in the air and freeze for the credits but hey, I guess you're just... excitable. Nothing wrong with that.

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  • WhiteSheepOfTheFamily
    12 years ago

    Yeah, masturbation is more when you CAN'T get a girl's number...

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  • SATC
    12 years ago

    How devastated would you be if you met a girl in a club, went and had a wank in celebration, finished and then she came up to you and said "Let's have sex, right here, right now."

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    Awesome!

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  • FocoUS
    12 years ago

    Are you a teenager?

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