Is it normal to buy a horse to feed it a corpse?

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Is it normal to have an urge to buy a horse, just so you can feed it a smaller dead animal?

I mean, I know it's weird...

But i just feel like it's the normal way to dispose of a corpse...

But I'm being urged by something deep down...

Yes. 10
No. 78
Maybe. 8
What kind of question is that? 67
I have the same urge to do that too! 11
I've already done that. 30
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  • handsignals
    10 years ago | pl

    A horse wouldn't eat a corpse.

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    • anti-hero
      10 years ago

      of course, of course.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    10 years ago | pl

    No.
    No it's not normal. What the fuck. Do you ever leave the house?

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    • StrawberryTurtle
      10 years ago

      for real

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  • Holzman_67
    10 years ago

    why not just write poetry instead? you've already got the opening line.

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago | pl

      So I bought this horse so I could feed it this corpse, but the stupid equine beast is unappreciative of the feast, to say the very least. Did someone mention swine? Perhaps that pig would dine on this carcass here of mine. That would be divine, I don't want to get caught in possession of this body but I learned from Dennis Nilsen to not flush it down the potty.

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      • theelectrictoothbrush
        10 years ago

        Best poem I've read in a while!

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      • Holzman_67
        10 years ago

        Haha! Nice

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    Horses can not eat meat, period.
    Where were you when you should have been paying attention in biology class, out killing kittens?
    "A herbivore is an animal anatomically and physiologically adapted to plant material, for example foliage, as the main component of its diet. These animals have an all plant diet and have characteristics that are special for obtaining plant material".
    Mad cow disease came from adding animal protein in their food.

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    • awesomeadvice88
      10 years ago

      Well researched, because if you remebered that whole definition from biology word for word I am impressed!

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      • thegypsysailor
        10 years ago

        My girlfriend was a professional equestrian before she found the sea, so I had some help.

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        • awesomeadvice88
          10 years ago

          Haha help indeed man! At least your making sure you get things right!

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    • charli.m
      10 years ago

      Interestingly, pandas are physiologically carnivorous, yet their diet is bamboo.

      I love those stupid damn bears :')

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    • anti-hero
      10 years ago

      So they could eat it then. They just shouldn't.

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      • thegypsysailor
        10 years ago

        Animal protein is a powder, not meat! A horse cannot throw up, physically, so if you feed it something like meat and it gets stuck in the digestive track, they will die or you are going to pay the vet big $.

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        • anti-hero
          10 years ago

          But what I am saying is they can physically put it in their mouth, chew and swallow it. I am pointing out the difference between can't and shouldn't. Does this escape you?

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  • macaroniheyo
    10 years ago

    That's horrible.

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  • dybex
    10 years ago

    You want a pig not a horse.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    I think I just sharted myself

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      Hey Little Pooper, what's stinkin' from tha sphincter?

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  • sega31098
    10 years ago

    Horses are herbivores...

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  • Shnaz
    10 years ago

    Eat a corpse yourself first. If you like it........ Go for it.

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  • awesomeadvice88
    10 years ago

    I would have been more disturbed if it was a human corpse but still, why would anyone think of doing this? Please get some help if you truly thought about this! And horses don't eat meat but I'm sure you've heard that pigs will eat anything if they are hungry enough? Even if you'd have said pig though I'd still seriously advise you to get some help!

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    How do you people come up with this stuff... Honnestly. It's very amusing to browse this site, reading what sort of nonsense people have done, or want to do.

    It's not normal. Besides, horses don't eat meat.

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  • candybee
    10 years ago

    haha, can you actually imagine a horse eating a corpse? lol. I am pretty sure that horses eat oats and plants. What you want is a lion, which I would own already if they weren't dangerous to humans.

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    • awesomeadvice88
      10 years ago

      Lions like any animal can be tamed, dogs used to be wild until we domesticated them, and cats, well they're still wild but we call them pets, I hate cats!

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Awe... Look at the stupid, little baby troll. Horses are herbivorous, dumb ass!

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  • yesnomaybeso
    10 years ago

    have you killed somebody? :s

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Get a hyena.

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  • Shrunk
    10 years ago

    why would a horse eat meat? O_o

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago

      They're trying to get to us before we get to them. Eeeek! Oh wait, too late. Phew!

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