Is it normal to become a complete dumbass around girls?

Yeah this is normal.
It's like when someone tells you there grandmother passed away, and you dont hear them, but you pretend that you do, so you start smiling and laughing casually and they give you this awkward stare, so you decide to ask 'What?' Only to find out what was actually said.

Painfully embarrassing. And 100% awkward.

My husband was a complete fucking retard around girls.

When we first met, he was pretty cool but the more I hung out with him the more he would ask me questions like... that. He even admitted to me that he was still a virgin and sometimes got boners when I hugged him. Then he would get very embarassed afterwards and be angry at himself for blurting things out.

Granted, I never really gave a flying fuck about what he blurted out. Women attach too much importance to what men say sometimes, they forget that men are weird and some are just better at hiding it. Unless you're just being a prick and saying "How would you feel with my dick inside you?" but that's not curiousity, that's being a jackass.

If it were me you were talking about, I'd have answered your question. How do I move with boobs? I only have C cups so it's only a little extra weight and you get used to it. When someone asks you a question, you answer them. WTF is with the breakdown of common courtesy social skills...?

Well I can see why you feel that way. I say stupid stuff to guys a lot too. I've said my opinions about sex to guys before and feel awkward too. I normal speak before I think, "a lot".

But I can't stop laughing at the question: "how can you move with boobs?". Lol. Thats a great one!

Man you just have to be yourself, everyone judges but if someone doesn't like you for being you, they aren't worth it! If they don't like the person you try to be then you feel like an idiot because you can't change your personality around them or they will know you tried to impress them by being stupid around them! Just be your self and know that if they like you, they like you for who you are! If not then they aren't worth it! Hopefully since you've posted this you've had some success and sorry I couldn't have helped earlier!

Have you ever mentioned or offered to toss a salad? Works more often then it doesnt in putting the other person at ease.

Is there a tingly sensation in your testicles when talking to them? Do you itch your balls when it happens?

welcome to the club pall!
thumbs up if you have the same

I've been there before numerous times. The best advice that I can offer is to just think about what you're going to say before speaking. Really think. Personally I've stopped talking to a lot of girls because of this, I usually only talk to like two girls now.

Yes! The countless embarassment. Random hugs that become headlocks of embarrassment. Talking so fast that i cant even control myself and always bringing up dirty stuff that in the end, im a complete idiot.

Not only im a dumbass around girls, but i look the part. :/