Is it normal to be that fucking cool?

I'm supercool, I'm very cool, I have street cred. With my eccentric character (or normal character when I don't have the luxury to be different), I'm doing it to be cool. The Nesquik bunny is very cool, I listen to Gorillaz. And it's supercool, how do they do it? Perception, acting like the new guy on the block, liking the good things in life, like supercool sunglasses, cool and glamorous, sex, luxury, long hair (not a single haircut), the way I walk, the way I talk, I intend to be the world's coolest poshie (posh person), it gets cooler, I listen to Savage Garden and French pop music, I watch 'Idealism And The Philosophy Of The Matrix' on YouTube to be cool, I even wrote this supercool guide to launchpads, I'm extreme with keeping with the theme. I'm also extreme: I'm loud, rude and in your face, I love extreme sports, people tell me I'm so cool and I don't have to try, I actually try very hard. My dad is the coolest dad ever! He listens to Push It from Garbage, and Garbage's Go Baby Go, he's so cool. And Hector Chalmers, an old man, is the coolest friend I ever had (I'm a lot younger than him), he's plainly, if not nicely, honest, he told me my cartoon doesn't have a story, it won't sell, he's probably right! I'm shit at cartoons! And it's supercool, it's of a 14-year old girl and her 12-year old brother on a farm teaching babies about animals and how to count to ten (it's pretty intense, it's not suitable for under 4s), but people rate it PG because of its intensity, some of those stories I give a PG for adult themes (contains comic mischief, no violence). The girl is Teen Samantha and her brother is Hip, originally Number Hip, it's supposed to be hip, and people find it supercool. When I was outrageously quirky and the Teen Samantha comics and stories are quirky, everything I did was totally awesome, it was so strange and out there, totally off the planet, so fucking cool, is this normal?