Is it normal to be soo talented

Oh I am so good at art right now but I'm spontaneous and invigerated. Is it normal to be as good as me and know it. I can create music, fine art and sand castles. Touch me now and you may be great also. Touch me just touch me

Touch me

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Comments ( 56 )
  • hammerofgod

    Thats me!! Only 1000x better than you...

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  • Ahh your the kinda people who sings their own praises. You show off, brag. Well out of AAAALL the comments so far, no ones said what you wanted to here. Allow me to be the first 'Wowzz You Iz AMAZING, you ish so talented! TOUCHES!! TOOOOUUUCHEEEESS OOOOHH WWOOOOW ALL THE TALENTNESS HAS RUBBED OFF ON ME!!! YOUR THE GREATEST EVER TO HAVE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVED 100% TALENT!!!! PRAAAAAAISSSSEEE YOU!!!!' Freak jerk. Squidward from spongebob sounds like he'll like you. MERDE MERDE MERDE HEAD. CAN YOU READ FRENCH???? HUH??? OF COURSE YOU CAN! YOU HAZ ALL ZE TALENT! Vous merde! Aller sucer votre robinet propre! Son of a disgusting poo face!!!! IS IT NORMAL.COM HAZ GOT TALENT!!!! YOU GO THROUGH TO THE FINAL FINAL FINALS!!! YOU IZ DA WINNER!!!! THE MOST TALENTED ASS HOLE IN THE HISTORY OF PLANET EARTH!! YOU FAT PIG!!! GO ON!! SUCK YOUR OWN ASS!!! SUCKER!!!

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    • IrishPotato

      Derp.

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  • The_White_Spirit

    Your probaly not as good as you think you are.

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  • gowila

    I put this story up because I was reading all the other art stories, and I couldn't believe how most of them sounded.

    I put this up to make fun of the try hard artists who post.

    I can't believe you people are dumb enough to take this story seriously.

    Touch me.

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    • Over_The_Moon

      *Touches*

      Ooooooooooh.

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  • Who'sNormal?

    *Touches person's LARGE head* wow... it's swelling even more! PLEASE STOP.

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  • meekacheeckax23

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha nooo idea what is going on but the whole "touch me" thing is making me pee my pants right now !

    Touch me

    HAGAGgajdHnstkvbNKGFSEJ FATHha hahahahahahahahahahaha !

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    • TheGuruOfTheSauce

      please find an oven to crawl into

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  • meekacheeckax23

    Hahahahahahaha is this a song or something cause that's hilarious !

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  • anonymous999

    what a dumb post, it's meant to be a joke, but not even funny...

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  • Uzzie101

    OK, you've said it's fake...but...can I still touch you?
    *pedo stare*

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  • jubi

    You mean, is it normal to have this ego?

    I wouldn't think so...

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  • tori

    Do you have any friends? Are they less than you? Because it sounds like you couldn't stand anyone like you or better than you. Lonely?

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  • xoxo29

    You should move to bikiny bottom n hang out with squidworth...

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  • bronte_91

    Talented and modest! Wow, what a stella person you are! But seriously, I am far more talented then you my friend.

    P.S. In case you don't realise, I am being sarcastic. Get over yourself.

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  • gowila

    I am great, I debate with my mate, all the time this is crime like my ryme.

    See my work is un-paralleled.

    Touch me

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  • gowila

    Wow SFE1175 or what ever no need to be so upset. Maby in your next life you won't be so crap at every thing. It's people like you that make me feel soo good about how good I am.

    Touch me

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  • vaprick53

    LOL, It is so nice to see another individual who can measure up to my greatness. I am capable of amazing pieces myself as well as the occasional stunt that would shame jackie chan. (sigh) It is so difficult being around narrow minded arrogant fools all day, if you're a female let us touch each other so we may produce superior offspring. XOXO :P

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  • Avant-Garde

    Deviant hell hole!!!!

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  • Imsupernormal

    This troll hasn't been fed today.

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  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

    OMG u r soo amasing!!!!! Cn i wership u? Omg!! <3<3
    Seriously dude, find something better to do with your time. It's not a "joke" if it's not funny - nobody here is laughing, and I can't imagine this making the front page of Art of Trolling. How did this question even make it through? Whatever, just do us all a favor and go get a life.

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  • noodle76

    im better than you.

    touch me

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  • naddy

    hahahahahahahahahahahaja omg ima die too funny ....hahahahahahahahahah...the light I can c it hahahahahahahahahahah

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  • You're overconfident. A talented person never oversells.

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  • gunsnrosesgirl98

    I'm NOT touching you.

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  • jerqler

    lmao

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  • ilovemyjew

    Like a boss!!

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  • LiveLaughLove73

    Umm?? u drunk?

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  • LiveAndLearn696

    My milkshake is Better than yours.

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  • gowila

    Yea you can touch me

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  • This is obviously satire dipshits.

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  • Gunther420

    This is pathetic...WTF

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  • ArtFag24

    Hdy OP, go hang yourself.

    Touch me.

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  • avalonis

    You probably actually suck in reality, and just have a huge ego.

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  • Tesseract

    I believe that everyone is good at art! Art is not a gift, It's the pure materialization of thought through different mediums. It all depends on the skill. You may have a good skill, for instance, in painting. But you may fail in sculpture. Or you can create a new form of expression and become good at it, and fail in everything else...

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  • Do you have a DA account

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  • cheesey_jelly

    Haha this pree funny :D.

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  • ronni

    ego problem!!

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  • Eoso

    Touch you with mah cawk

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  • Christoph

    you are my personal jesus =D

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  • XJayX

    This must be fake...

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  • Someone loves themself.

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  • rhiannedostya97

    NUH UH I IS BETTAH THAN YOUZ LOOK AT MY MASTERPIECES! THEY ARE IN THE LOCAL ART GALLERY.

    Touch me.

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  • ahahahahha yes u r jesus

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  • ohhhhhhhhhh haha

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  • tori

    Ha ha. Got me!!

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  • chilledRunnings

    Okay, this WAS kind of funny. :D

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  • Umm?

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  • Freak.

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  • Yeah okay...

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  • zchristian

    crazy

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  • Weirdo

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  • gowila

    It is funny. Me, my wife and all my friends cracked up about it, we still do

    A ja ha ha ha

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  • gowila

    Just invade you cannot read so was iwhen I posted.

    Ps. Suck anus you cunt hole operator

    Touch me

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  • Durrtyunk

    Nope, I can freestyle rap, write songs, poetry, movie scripts blah blah blah, do stand up etc. and I'm different to most people

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