Is it normal to be so gassy in the mornings

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Every morning I drink something with caffeine, whether it be tea or coffee.
After or during that period of time, I am gassy beyond belief. I mean it literally smells like I shit my pants. I don't shart, but it is pretty bad. I'm not trolling around outside troll cage, so don't even bother.
I'm tellin ya'all the truth. I'm gassy as fuck all in the mornings. Is this flatulance normal? Or are my insides fuggered up.

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i just farted 28
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i just sharted 2
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  • cutiebaby
    12 years ago

    Stop eating/drinking stuff that doesn't agree with you. Unless you are enjoying the farting and are putting it to good use - say, letting one rip in a crowded elevator, that sort of stuff....

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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs
    12 years ago

    Definitely the caffeine.

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  • Corleone
    12 years ago

    I guess you're overly sensitive to caffeine. Try drinking something else in the morning. You should also mention this to your doctor. He'll probably know more about this kind of stuff than random internet people do.

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    • TerryVie
      12 years ago

      never! random internet people know EVERYTHING, and if the local specialist is not available, some troll will make something up!

      other than that, i agree with you.

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