Is it normal, to be shitfaced at 6am?

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I set an alarm to awake me at 5am, so I can be shitfaced drunk by 6am. Then, by 8am, I'm ready to start my day. I don't drink to escape anything, just like to be outta my head before I enter polite society.

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Based on 46 votes (19 yes)
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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    An eye opener.

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    Sounds like you must be a judge or a cop.

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    • VirgilManly
      8 years ago

      I would guess a bus driver.

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    Polite society is pretty brutal. Why not get a job working in a gravel pit?

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    I used to get up really early to get drunk all the time. The alcohol gave a way better buzz right after waking. That fell away though. I lost interest and my stomach didn't like it anymore. It's a phase, it'll pass.

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    • LittleGirlGaggedAndRaped
      8 years ago

      Good friend of mine and I did that same a Corona 24oz in the mourning while en route to Lows home improvement for supplies. Sours stomach and buzz continuation became a problem

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      • bucho's_butt
        8 years ago

        I'd usually only drink 3 or 4 beers and be smashed since it was so early, then get a Mcdonald's breakfast and pass out. Wake up in the afternoon feeling like shit and drink some more. I had and have issues.

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        • LittleGirlGaggedAndRaped
          8 years ago

          Know what happend? Got older now can't do the same shit we used to. But at least with age comes wisdom

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  • freakdom
    8 years ago

    the clock has nothing to do with it!

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Absolutely and completely NORMAL, for a fucking alcoholic. Yeah, you betcha.

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    • LinkIsG0D
      8 years ago

      So drugs are cool with you but not alcohol? lol

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        How in the world did you infer that? My gawd what a bunch of idiots are on this site right now!

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        • LinkIsG0D
          8 years ago

          You're on this site right now too, smart one.

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