Is it normal to be sexually attracted to cars?

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Imagine Lightning Mcqueen wearing 100 shirts, but he can't take them off because of his slutty, slutty little wheel hands.

Does this turn you on?

Because I've got some major precipitation in my pants just thinking about it.

I want Mater's rusty wheels to run me over. I want him to slowly put his hook DIRECTLY INTO MY ASSHOLE, and then for him to drive off at 60 miles an hour with me dragged ass first behind him. Sometimes, when I think about this fantasy, I catch myself drooling.

I also want to jam my peepee into Sally's redhot tailpipe.

Is this normal?

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  • CitraSelir
    5 years ago

    Oh Internet, never change please.

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  • bigrichard69
    5 years ago

    Fuck I cummed reading this. God dammit now I have to clean my keyboard..

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  • Ducklingducktheduckling
    5 years ago

    I just lightning mcqueefed

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  • SmokeEverything
    5 years ago

    You should look up the possibilities of what can be done with a rusty hook attatched to things other than cars, but watch out for that rusty hook ass love tetanus. Can the cars from the movie cars reproduce from sex? or is it strictly for pleasure? Either way there are many car parts that can be substituted for sexual purposes

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  • Buttchugger420
    5 years ago

    In the Cars™ franchise there is a pope car and there is also a pope mobile that the pope car is driven around on. That would mean the pope mobile’s sole purpose in life is to be a slave to the pope car. Also did the Cars™ inverse have a holocaust ? There must have been, because in the 2013 film, Planes™, one of the main characters has a flashback to WWII, which would imply the existence of a car Hitler. What about cars 9/11 ? Also do the cars fuck ?

    I want to cram my willy in the exhaust pipe of that little Italian fucker with the forklift.

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  • anonymousfuckface
    5 years ago

    mmm sexy

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