Is it normal to be obsessed with captain jack sparrow?

Like I highly dislike Johnny Depp, but Captain Jack Sparrow is fucking amazing. I think I'm in love, but I'm a straight male. Just Jack Sparrow, not Johnny Depp. To me they're two completely different people who have no relevance to each other at all.

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  • nAt2017

    Normal. I don't know why, he's just so full of awesome.

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  • Mellifluous

    Definitely normal. Almost everyone I know has been obsessed with Captain Sparrow at one point in their lives! There's something eccentric, charismatic, and aspirational about him; I don't know! Maybe you want to be him ;-)

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  • hobbitses

    That's because Johnny boy is such a fucking amazing actor that he can potray characters SO different from each other that you have a hard time believing that they are played by the same actor. Having said that, i think its normal to be obsessed, like quote him wherever possible. But love?? Meh, not so sure if it's normal. Savvy??

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  • bananaface

    How on earth could you dislike Johnny Depp:O?!

    Anyway, loving Jack Sparrow is normal:).

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    • coolio75650932

      i dislike johhny cuz he wasnt in the last movie.

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  • coolio75650932

    hi im jack sparrow i walk like a chick i have pale skin and shiny teeth? im still a virgin my boat can go under water and back up again and i dont have a pet parrot. i act like an idiot most of the time but in battle im kick ass! thats all folks!

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    • honeybobkins

      Nice try, but never would CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow refer to himself without his title ;)

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  • My favorite characters in the film are Comador Norington, Jack Sparrow, or Barbossa. Not sure which one I like the most. I think it was very dissapointing how Norington died, and that he deserved to be in the final fight with all the other characters.

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  • dappled

    For some reason, I always mix up Captain Jack Sparrow and Captain Jack Harkness and when someone says Sparrow, I think "Ooh, it's gay time. Yay!"

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    • thepickler

      You might point out that Captain Jack Harkness is a character from Doctor Who. Not everyone has seen Doctor Who believe it or not.

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      • dappled

        True. I just thought they'd Google it if they cared. :/

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        • coolio75650932

          TO THE GOOGLE SEARCH BAR CAVE! baDADADADADADADADA GOOGLE MAN!

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        • thepickler

          I care! :-P

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          • dappled

            Weeeeee! :D

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    It's normal to have a crush on a character that isnt real.

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  • NotFloydzie

    Aww.

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