Is it normal to be normal for the sake of normal?

You heard me right. I've been normal, and it's bloody boring but I was loving it. But how do I convince people I'm sane? That's right, I walked like they walked, talked like they talked, drank coffee like a vegan. I'm not an activist, and I was considering seeing the doctor because I'm fat (90kg exactly). I decided to read books, and learn difficult religions, and act on them. I bought this chewy Werther's Original, it's not crazy, it's normal. And like a sane normal person I had no emotions, no hard feelings, I didn't do anything psychopathic and took no medicine (I was normal), and for a while haven't snapped. However as an immoralist people have been giving me a hard time, calling it 'misbehaviour'. I beg to differ, I'm capable of being good to you and evil when you don't know I'm evil, but people think I can't hide a part of my personality, which is normal because people want to fuck and twist with my beliefs, what I stand for and won't accept me the way I am, which is normal because life sucks. Then something ultranormal happened, I went out in public and nobody reacted to me, nobody was even thinking I was crazy because I wasn't, in public I acted like everyone else (an exact replica) and I fit in, I tried that halloumi sandwich for $15 like a sane (that means smart) person, and I wasn't mad, I was mentally sound (extremely). And I'm going on about this with a big head because I don't want people to think I'm crazy (because I'm not a disease, I'm not an idiot, I'm the opposite, I don't even relate to disability). In fact like a sane person, like one built to look sane, to look perfectly all right and normal, perfectly the same as everyone else, I tried going shopping buying lollies, I even bought a pastry-bound eclair with chocolate icing on it, I ate it with my drink like normal. However like someone on a vegetarian and fancy diet I had spoonfuls of caviar on crackers, drank red wine, and ate a wine-based mushroom stroganoff, dressed in that suit I wear and that tie I wear, with my pocket watch. Is it normal?

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  • RoseIsabella

    Hansburger?

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    • Hansberger

      That's me!

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