Is it normal to be nervous to poop around your boyfriend?

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So I'm moving in with my boyfriend in a few months and I cant poop in my house or his house if he is around. If he is in the house or on his way to the house, I cant poop for fear he might smell it when he walks past. I have my own bathroom so I cant blame it on my brother or anything. I know he knows I poop and that girls poop, got it. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut, I just cant do it. I can pee, and I've been in the bathroom while he was peeing and I don't mind him pooping just so long as the door is closed but I cant let him in the room while i'm peeing. Is this normal to be scared my boyfriend will smell, hear, or see me poop???

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  • *~ThePurplePixie~*
    11 years ago

    Hey there!

    This is beyond normal, my friend.

    I'm the same with my husband; in the eight years we've been together, he hasn't once seen me on the toilet - whether it be number one or number two!
    I often see him pee and poo once when he wasn't very well.

    But me? No way, no way, no way.
    If I'm going to do number two, I'll ensure he's downstairs or at least far away enough not to hear.
    As for the smell, I always give a sort of time-allowance for it to evaporate before I let him in!

    Some tips for safety:
    DO:
    ¤ Flush, mid-action if possible.
    ¤ Close the lid before flushing.
    ¤ When you're gonna poo, give him a task to do!
    ¤ Spray water around the toilet.
    DON'T:
    ¤ Get panicked.
    ¤ Spray purfume or the likes - it might be dead obvious.
    ¤ Leave the lid open when flushing.

    Hope I helped! Feel free to ask any questions!

    Good luck.

    xx

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    • 53739
      8 years ago

      thats cute :)

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      • Kevinevan
        6 years ago

        No that is fucking mental. Guys don't care about this stuff.

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  • HedgehogHead
    11 years ago

    Just do your business whilst the showers on and then go on in the shower and by the time you've finnished showering the smell would of gone :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Only if he's a little bitch, but I don't date little bitches.

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome
    6 years ago

    Just light a match, it's very effective at killing the smell.

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  • huturgerl
    6 years ago

    Girls also poop go do it

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  • huturgerl
    6 years ago

    I remember when I stayed at my boyfriend's house and him and his mom went to the store his dad stayed there I had to poop and u went to the bathroom I didn't care if his dad was there I still pooped he accidentally opened the door and I was in the middle of pooping and I was farting and I know he heard me but I didn't care its natural everyone does it

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  • Renegade216
    11 years ago

    Girls don't poop. Everyone knows that lol. Jk, Just do it, nature calls, you gotta go, then you gotta go. Maybe spray some febreeze though.

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    • thehalfgoodgirl
      5 years ago

      Girls also poop, every one does. Girls do poop they have buttholes

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  • sassafrassi
    11 years ago

    I don't know when it happened but my bf and I poop in front of each other all the time. XD We leave the door open or unlocked usually. You'll find it handy if you ever run out of toilet paper and need him to bring you some.

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    • TWAT_LICKER
      7 years ago

      If you are nice , he will wipe you.
      Just watch each other take dumps and you will get acquainted with it and will enjoy it.
      If you run out of toilet paper , you can tell him to get on his knees and spread your 2 ass cheeks wide apart with your 2 hands and he will lick your bald cunt and your dirty ass cheeks , ass crack , asshole squeaky clean or he can lay on his back and you sit on his face facing his cock and he will clean you up real good,

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      • huturgerl
        6 years ago

        I would spread my butt cheeks open with my hands when I was younger with my neighbor he was younger than me and we played doctor he always sniffed my butt and put his nose in my buttcrack. I sit on his face with my butt on his nose and sometimes his nose would go in and smell my butthole he never liked my pussy he loved my sweaty butt because my butt always smells like ass

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    I used to be like this, but I've been with my current boyfriend almost a year now and we're very comfortable with each other. Plus I'm not about to sacrifice my comfort or my colon for the sake of self consciousness.

    It's to the point where we'll be passing a bowl back and forth between the bathroom door when one of us is going potty.

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