Is it normal to be hairy

I have no body hair and quite a thick head of hair but I have the hairiest asshole ever it gets tangled and I find it hard to sit down because I rip out all the tangles, I have a habit of trying to pluck them out or more like rip them out with my hands in bunches but all I get is that left over crusty poo on my fingers which make my fingers smell, when I need to wipe my asshole after doing number 2 I can't seem to get all the shit because it gets clogged in my asshole which overtime becomes itchy and uncomfortable, is this normal

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Based on 15 votes (5 yes)
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  • almorr

    Trouble is that part of your body is so "personal" that is would be awkward in more ways than one to to it or get someone else to wax the hair off for you. Your wife or girlfriend MIGHT wax it for you (that would be very uncomfortable). What I do is just stand up using scissors and cut the hair round my hairy bottom, that way it makes it easier to wipe my bottom after I attend the toilet.

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  • almorr

    It is quite normal to be hairy, it depends which part of the world you are from. In Europe and the North America, including Canada most men are hairy to a certain extent, some Asian men are not so hairy. Where I come from in the UK practically all men have some hair on themselves, especially on their legs and chests. Speaking personally, I have had hairy legs, arms and chest since my teenage days, I also have a hairy neck, the hair on my neck grows so quickly that I shave it every week, those hairs extend down to my shoulders making them very hairy as well, I do not shave any other hair off myself, except my face, if I want to keep smooth on my face, I have to shave 2 times a day, so the answer to your question, it is normal to be hairy, but not ape hairy. To the person who has problems with thick hair round his bottom, I am the same, what I do is about once a fortnight stand up with sissors and gently cut the longer hair off, it is a bit awkward, but afterwards I don't need to use so much toilet paper after "you know what"

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  • j1337

    Put some conditioner on it next time you shower. Maybe some head and shoulders. Dont want dandruff on your anus.

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  • FocoUS

    WAX

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