Is it normal to be extremeley annoyed by mouth noises?

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So annoyed that you want to punch your own girlfriend in the face? Some people are ok but others drive me nuts. It's gotten to the point where I can't eat with my gf or listen to her tell me a story. She has this thing where her mouth always sounds to dry but at the same time has a little lisp with s's that you can barley notice and you can like see white foam inside her mouth when she talks and when she pernounces her k's they drag over, hard to explain, kind of like she's jewish? but not quite, like a hilly billy jewish person with a dry, foamy, spitty mouth. What do i do!? and is this normal?!

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Based on 73 votes (48 yes)
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  • moose89
    13 years ago

    That sounds awful and gross. I'd probably be annoyed by that too.

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  • HSVWHO
    13 years ago

    Grosss!!! That sucks dude.. Ditch the foamee bitch

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  • Faceless
    13 years ago

    Its normal. Drop kick her in the throat.

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    • MrsEdGein
      13 years ago

      LOL

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I love my friends but every time I heard all the slurping, chewing, smacking and om nom nom nom I wanted to slap them so sthuper hard.

    So I removed the temptation and stopped eating with them. Your anger is normal and you need to remove yourself from the equation before you do something you'll regret.

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  • ibreathelectric
    11 years ago

    Dump her. Dump her right now and find somebody who knows how to talk without being disgusting. Everybody has the opportunity to realize they're being gross, especially if she's a girl she should notice. she's probably got other weird issues going on if she doesn't care about foaming at the mouth so I'd seriously reconsider... unless she's got one hell of a personality.

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  • bluesun
    12 years ago

    Stitch her mouth just a couple of inches, this should do the trick.

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  • cookiesaregreat
    12 years ago

    Sounds like she's rabid, dump her.

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  • gir11
    13 years ago

    It bothers me too, especially when people have too much saliva when they eat and it sounds like a tsunami in their mouth.. oh god. Dump your girlfriend.

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  • Thatguy777
    13 years ago

    That's fucking nasty.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    poor thing she must be desperate, how sad

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    13 years ago

    I guess you'd hate Ethiopia then!

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  • gogoduece
    13 years ago

    It sounds like she needs to drink more water to dilute the white foamy stuff

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