Is it normal to be caught having sex with your boss by your mom......

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So I Went to work, and there was my boss, big muscles, and tight butt, and i was like, "Whoa, was he that hot when we first met?" I got the impulse to start flirting with him in the copy room, one thing led to another, all of a sudden i hear one of the secretaries say "She's in the copy room." and before i could pull myself up and dressed, my mother came in and yelled "Holy shit!" Dropped my lunch on the floor, pulls me by the arm and says "Get your ass up NOW!"

She still doesnt talk to me after that.....And she also got my boss fired...

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Damn, that's awkward.... She probably lost respect for you.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    Uhm, no.
    She probably lost some respect for you. I know I would if you were my daughter. If you're going to fuck your boss, at least do it somewhere where you probably won't get caught. And for fuck's sake I hope you used protection. If you didn't, she might be waiting for you to tell her that you're pregnant.

    Plus, any boss that is dumb enough to fuck an employee where people can find him in an unlocked room is probably an all around dumbass and your company doesn't need him.

    It's cool to have great sex with your hot boss, I've been there. But don't be a fucking idiot about it, jeez. Poor mum had to catch you doing something stupid like that? Give the poor woman a break, clean her house, apologize and reassure her that you're not pregnant and you will never do anything that stupid again.

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago

      wait, wait, you been there? what the hell you been doing neuro? lol getting a head at your job, or giving it?

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      • NeuroNeptunian
        11 years ago

        We had a thing...

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        • shuggy-chan
          11 years ago

          *nods* uhuh, continue...

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          • NeuroNeptunian
            11 years ago

            We met on one of my post assignments. He is around my age and one of my managers. We were friends and we hung out a lot and at some point we became friends with benefits.

            Later on, I guess he thought that I had feelings for him and that we were dating and he got very attached to me even though I told him what was up. He's an idiological dick-face (hence, why I never considered myself to be "together" with him) and we fought so much (or rather he argued so much and I humored him with replies) that I grew tired of him quickly and left him.

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    • chicken471bologna
      11 years ago

      You fucking cunt. There is nothing wrong with concenting adults having sex. Lay off the poor girl being cought by her own mom probably scared her for life.

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      • NeuroNeptunian
        11 years ago

        There's nothing wrong with consenting sex between adults.
        There is plenty wrong with having sex with your boss somewhere in which you can easily be discovered, and especially be discovered by your Mom.

        If they didn't want to get caught, they'd have been smart to lock the door. "Poor girl" my ass, poor Mom. But you're free to get butthurt about it. I can't apologize for YOUR feelings.

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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago

    I see nothing wrong with it, your mom, and the people who got your boss fired are so lame.

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  • UnrecognizableMan
    11 years ago

    All women have sex with their bosses. Why do you think we let them in the workplace?

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    I'm trying to actually play this scenario out in my head, and I cannot find any way that that did not completely SUCK for you! lolz

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    Brazzers.

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  • Flirty108
    11 years ago

    Bahhahahah! lol wow...I mean man that sux....."get ur a@$ up Now"! horrible stuff dude.....

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