Is it normal to be afriad of hobits, smerfs, and zombie midgits

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Alright, here is my story.
I watched the Lord of the Rings, and for some reason the idea of Frodo and Sam abouslulty terrified me. Then one day when I was walking home from school a midigt came up to me and offered me a gold ring. He told me to keep his "Precious" safe. I started screaming. People looked at me and then the midgit put on the ring and dissappered.
Alright, after 2 weeks in a mental hospital I finally got out and went to see the movie "Zombieland." I know the film had no zombie midigts in it, but now I am afriad that zombie midigts ill try to eat me and my brains.
I really honesly have no explantaion for the smerfs, they just scare the living sh*t our of me.

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  • aspgirl
    14 years ago

    What about "Oompa-Loompas"? Lol. xD

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  • niniozo
    12 years ago

    LOOOOOOOOOOOL but i think you may need to go back to the hospital. seriously.

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  • Imnotembarrased
    9 years ago

    You spelled Hobbits and Smurfs wrong.

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  • reneesmee
    10 years ago

    I was scared of horror films after seeing "The Exorcist" if that helps

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  • reneesmee
    10 years ago

    You're either lying,or on some serious drugs. Either way, you need counseling.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    Only one of those is real.

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  • bannedanned
    12 years ago

    It's SOOOO weirdly common. I've had friends confess this to me in hushed tones in coffee shops and at dinners at different times in my life. Particularly, in regards to midgets. Many find the phobia so weird (or so irrelevant in their daily lives) that it's not often discussed.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    LOL. I personally LOVE hobbits and LOTR and whatever ... but all right, if Frodo and Sam creep you out ...
    My preciousssssss!

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  • ruralfrights
    14 years ago

    Did you know there's midget porn? I thought it only existed for shits and giggles until a friend got her husband, VCR, and about ten tapes of midgets trying to screw and spent the weekend holed up in a cheap motel. For some reason, people like it.

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  • iwanttoholdyourhand
    14 years ago

    this is completely normal.

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  • lafesse
    14 years ago

    A leprechaun approached me one night; he was angry at the world for disrespecting him. I made him feel better about himself. He forgot to tell me where the gold is!

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