Is it normal to be afraid of cc

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Is it normal to be afraid of captain crunch? I think that this CC guy will come to my house and try to force me to eat his nasty so called 'cereal' and then try to drink his breast milk. Ive tried running away but then at night he finds me in a treehouse. And he does not look like a cartoon. I think it may be an old creepy guy? IIN

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Based on 75 votes (13 yes)
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  • Michaelangelus
    13 years ago

    Don't worry about it! Males can't produce breast milk! You silly goose.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    When I first read this I thought you meant that you were scared of Community College. It's normal to fear him and evil cereal. I'd be more scared of his old acquaintance, a purple hippo in a sailor suit that stared at Captain Creepy's ass. He's definitely a pervert. Why else would a old guy kidnap children and stick them on his boat after they ate his "cereal". It's obviously a trap and they keep falling for it. Learn self-defence so you can kick him and his crew's asses!

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Burger King guy = pedo

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    • Delvok
      13 years ago

      I second that.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I'm way more scared of the Quaker Oats guy, I've seen a horror movie with him (Poltergeist 2).

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  • nohatingplz
    11 years ago

    Not normal.. but frigging hilarious!

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  • contraplex
    11 years ago

    I laughed when i read this... but this is ridiculous...
    it's not normal

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  • Delvok
    13 years ago

    ARRRRR MATEY!

    Captain Crunch kicks ass! Both the cereal and the man!

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