Is it normal to be afraid of birds?

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Not real birds. I'm totally cool with ducks quacking all up on me and such. But I have a pretty distinct fear of cartoon birds. Like, for example, my cousin has this "adorable" owl pillow in her house, but every time I look at it, I'm afraid it will come to life and eat my penis off. I don't know what it is, I guess it probably stems from the fear of my childhood when a man in a bird suit shoved pennies into my bumhole. Am I normal?? :/ :/

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Based on 68 votes (22 yes)
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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Is there the eensiest weensiest teeny tiny possibility that you're lying your head off? :)

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  • howaminotmyself
    13 years ago

    I think I was a bird once, or twice.

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  • Reptilia
    13 years ago

    I don't know what's more hilarious ; you thinking a inanimate object bitting your dick off or you were literally a man in a birds costumes piggy bank , hahahahaha yeah definitely gettin coins up your ass.

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  • piman
    12 years ago

    Do you play angry birds?

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  • HSVWHO
    13 years ago

    Lmao!!! I hate birds! No engine no flight... That's my theory... So they are evil! X( lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    the devil is confused your question makes no relative sense what so ever

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  • MercedesBenz
    13 years ago

    The man in the bird suit could not have possibly shoved the pennies up your bum. Bird suits are not equipped with hands amd fingers but wings and feathers. Now a monkey suit is more believeable!

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  • rico30
    13 years ago

    borrow the owl. put it under your covers when you sleep. if you wake up with an owl for a weiner..you will know your answer...

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    Fuck off you retard, go back to playing COD and think of a better story

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Please grow up...

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