Is it normal to be a vegetarian but...

Is it normal to be a vegetarian, but eat pork?

I'm actually a vegan...but sometimes I'll slide some pork sausage in my mouth...and swallow. I wear fur on weekends too.

Is this normal for someone who's 100% vegetarian to do?

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Based on 63 votes (6 yes)
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Comments ( 59 )
  • anti-hero

    I get what you are saying. I feel ya OP. All the posts about the guys that want to do gay stuff but are "100% Straight". Good show.

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    • Ok then...what if the pork was Kosher?

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      • SHAKEStheClown

        There's no such thing as kosher pork! Are you some kinda raging fool?

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        • Are you...shaking me?

          :P

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        • thegypsysailor

          OK, you are not going to believe this, but it is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
          While walking in Tel Aviv, I found a sign outside the Tel Aviv Chinese Kitchen which read; "Kosher sweet and sour pork available here". I wish I had taken a picture. Fail, big time.
          So, my friend SHAKEStheClown, you are wrong!

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          • anti-hero

            Could have been mock pork.

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            • thegypsysailor

              OK, I had to find out how they could do it. It was false advertising, the woman inside said they used turkey meat, not pork. Where are the truth in advertising laws when you need them?

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      • anti-hero

        Oh, well then it is vegan of course. Just like if you bang a tranny it is 100% straight ;)

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      • thegypsysailor

        I really don't think the damn pig cares.

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      • gummy_jr

        Wtf is kosher

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        • anti-hero

          Blessed by a Rabbi, and suitable for Jewish consumption.

          P.S. No pork is kosher.

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          • I knew you would get it. Surprising how few do hahaha.

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            • anti-hero

              My motto: people are fucking dumb.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Carry on my wayward troll!

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  • blueglobe_

    Is it normal to be a virgin, but let my boyfriend insert his penis inside of me once a month?

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    • SkullsNRoses

      If it's just your buttonhole you're totally still a virgin!

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    • SHAKEStheClown

      What if it's just the tip?

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    • noid

      Hahaha

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  • WhatIf...

    "But sometimes i'll slide some pork sausage in my mouth...and swallow." That sounds so wrong...

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    • thegypsysailor

      So is one a vegetarian if they suck cock (eat meat)?

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      • You're...unintentionally stepping on my analogy...

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  • Short4Words

    Why bother classifying yourself as a vegetarian if you are going to eat pork?

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    • Because I am one. 100%.

      Sometimes I'll eat chicken too. Well...chicken strips anyway.

      Do any other vegetarians do this?

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      • shuggy-chan

        troll harder

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        • Trolls can't be vegetarian silly. They eat goats don't they?

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          • shuggy-chan

            http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebdtaBs2x1qcze0wo1_500.jpg

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            • gummy_jr

              I'm more speechless than those times I've read the comments from "Someguywithamop"

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            • Hahaha...I stand corrected.

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      • gummy_jr

        So is pork and chicken a new vegetable or fruit? You mean to tell menu can put pig sperm in the soil and grow a pig bush? Or grow a chicken tree?

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      • thegypsysailor

        I think you have misinterpreted the meaning of 100%.

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  • Jeaneathean

    I see what you did there. Highly amusing.

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    • You're, so far, one of a few who gets it hahaha.

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      • charli.m

        This is made even funnier by the fact C.C has explained the joke completely in the first comment...and still only a few get it.

        I'm enjoying this thread immensely :)

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        • I know! It's hilarious!

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  • I know you are trolling but there are people who are vegetarian with the exception of certain meats. They cannot be considered %100 vegetarian though.
    I had a girlfriend who was vegetarian but sometimes would break the rules. I would not consider her to be %100 but perhaps an %80 vegetarian.

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    • 69

      if this weren't satire, op would be considered what is now called "flexitarian"

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      • 69

        or just heteroflexible

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    • RoseIsabella

      A lot of people will claim to be vegetarian but still eat seafood. Technically those people are Pescetarians.

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  • Troll

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  • maskofsanity

    You are clearly not a vegan smh

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  • sega31098

    You're what is called a "flexitarian".

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  • Hhhhhhhh

    Sorry friend, I don't think you can use the term vegan to describe yourself if you do this. I'm not vegan or vegetarian but I do personally believe that we are too dependent on animal products and that if everyone cut down their consumption of meat and dairy that we wouldn't be creating the high demand that encourages the meat and dairy industry to be so unethical. In my opinion, you don't need to be vegetarian or vegan and what you're doing is enough.

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  • lilmich

    Well you a not a vegan or vegetarian then.

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  • pacinoharmon

    This totally sounds like a joke. If you eat even one thing that comes from an animal you're not a vegetarian. I eat the fake meat.

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  • Imsupernormal

    Fucking troll

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    • 69

      hahaha look who's talkin

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  • Hugh*Janus

    I'm 100% troll proof but you got me!! I was all about to go off on you for eating meat but then I was like...no way...this can't be real!!! Yep...you're good. You got me. I was even gonna link PeTA and shit. You're good. You're one of the best. Maybe even THE best. And I'm being 100% serious. Seriously. Weekend or not, I mean it.

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