Is it normal to be a vampire?

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Is it normal to love the night, burn in the day, be very pale, like the taste of blood, have enhanced senses and get turned on by girls' necks?

Nah man, that's f*cked up. 3
Dewd you gotta go see lé psychologist. 6
Yeah I feel the same way. 3
That's normal I suppose o.o 4
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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Soooo much cringe.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    It depends. Do you sparkle?

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    • megadriver
      9 years ago

      Hahahahaha! I see where you are going with this.
      All he needs is a mouth-breathing girlfriend with no personality XD

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        9 years ago

        I'm lost :(

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        • kingofcarrotflowers
          9 years ago

          Oh, Kristen stewart?

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          • megadriver
            9 years ago

            Yup XD

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    You sound hot to me.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    How droll. It's been done hundreds of times on here; you aren't even slightly original.
    As a matter of fact, did you search such posts and copy this one, because this one sounds just like one from a year back or so?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      No, I didn't. I genuinely feel this way. For real.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I can understand preferring the night, especially because I live in the desert and the sun is like a death ray. I don't relate to all the blood bullshit. The full blown vampire thing is boorish in my humble opinion.

    I wish I could live someplace humid and tropical or chilly. Las Vegas is Hell!

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    I think you'll be better off on fanpop.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I have a related question, if it's OK?
    Since (if they existed) vampires are the undead dead, could they actually orgasm or ejaculate? It seems without a proper diet (starving people cannot do either, let alone get an erection) there would be no ejaculate.
    What's the point of an eternity unsatisfying sex?

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    • KeddersPrincess
      9 years ago

      Magic.

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  • Fall_leaves
    9 years ago

    Now now, settle down now. *stabs you with a tranquilizer*

    I answered no.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      9 years ago

      Aren't you suppose to use a wooden stake?

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      • chained_rage
        9 years ago

        Stake?

        *hides my lifelike steak wood carving*

        Damn homophones

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    • icameinsidemyself
      9 years ago

      *trips fall_leaves*

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      • Fall_leaves
        9 years ago

        suspicious hmm... *rubs chin*

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        • icameinsidemyself
          9 years ago

          Painal??

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          • Fall_leaves
            9 years ago

            really wishing I hadn't looked that up, sorry google

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            • icameinsidemyself
              9 years ago

              Im wet.

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