Is it normal to be a moodle

Some of you may know the word moodle, but we all know the defenition.
Girls wanna shop with the moodle,
Girls wanna talk with the moodle,
but
Girls dont wanna have sex with the moodle.
I am one. I only have female bestfriends because i think females understand you better and you can talk about alot more things.
Im not gay, im a regular dude, nice clothes, average looking.
I also get emotionally attached really quick and i know im an one women man.
Girls like this so much but i cant understand why they wont start a relationship with me. They always say, i wish i had a boyfriend like you.
Any tips how to get rid of being a moodle? I like being a moodle, i dont like being a virgin..

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Based on 34 votes (24 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • UliNalaMansae

    it's cuz you're too nice, whether you like it or not women prefer alpha tough guy males. It's instinct and you're not one.

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  • Worrysome

    Look I know the solution to your problem. Guys dont like guys who are being dicks but they do like guys who are spontaneous no offence your boring and ur a coward to step out of the comfort zone of beong these girls friendsd at the end of the day you need to decide which is more important to you one of these girls friendships without awkwardness or sweet sweet virginity losingness tough choice yeah?

    Next be MORE cocky, the words you described yourself with were nice clothes regular dude and average looks

    Average regular and nice what are you a beige pillow? Come on man your a dude take chances live life at least a little. I'm not trying to insult you but i hope you get my point.

    My advice would be hit on one of these girls really obviously she may take it as a joke at first but persist she wont think ur being an asshole coz she knows you then work a means to asking her out and tell me how it goes!!!

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    • Worrysome

      *girls

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  • shittydaughter

    I would totally date you!

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  • willyman09

    Wow u total virgin

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  • ACBelly

    This how you do it

    I'm guessing you have one girl in particular, because if you had 5 plus, they would have at least tried to hook you up with a friend! You really like this girl, but she just wants to be friends, get over her it really isn’t worth it, MAN UP AND WALK AWAY, still be friends but get over her she is stringing you along and you shouldn’t like some who does that. All you need to do is to be yourself and start making more female friends, if you're as good with women as you say eventually you'll get the one you're after. BTW don't aim to high, if you are shallow then don't expect any of these women to not be either.

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  • gup

    Basically, you're perfect for falling in love with if someone already fancies you, but noone will fancy you. You're too boring. And too slow.

    'Nice guys' tend to treat the girls they fancy with so much respect that they make their moves over about 6 months. Not good enough! Fast forward everything you would do over six months to make a girl fancy you, and do it in just six days. i.e. be very nice, in very many, obvious ways, in a short enough period of time for it to make a difference. Note to you: by 'short enough period of time' I mean take the time period you're currently working with and divide it by 60 and by 'obvious' I mean direct and unambiguous.

    Nice guys don't take these risks, so nice girls don't fall for them. End of. Age old mystery solved.

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  • everyhumanlovesAbel

    XD wait wait wait. Lol i have guy friends to. I hang out with them to but my best friends are mostly girls. When me and my guy friends go out and i see a girl i like, i start talking to her and there is always chemestry. It just never works out in the end because they always tell me they dont want to lose me as a friend. I need tips to avoid the friend zone because mostly after one day im it because there realizing im the type of dude thats always there for her and i can talk about anything. I just dont get why they dont want to see me as a boyfriend?

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  • Maybe they dont like you in that sense, and dont wont to lose you at a friend.

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  • okay, I'm gonna be like those girls by saying this but, I would love to have a bf like youuu but I'm unlike those girls because if I had a friend like you I would DEFINITELY go out with him. idk what's wrong with those girls but anyone would be lucky to have you! :)

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  • soccer2

    Maybe hang out with guys. See how they are or what things attract girls to them. U r stuck in the friend zone. Maybe u r too much like a girl, no offense. Just don't act like an ass like some guys do. Flirt show then affection be romantic. Let the girls know u don't wana be in the friend zone

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  • everyhumanlovesAbel

    I may seem cocky lol, im not. I just need help with this

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  • almostunreadable

    You seem immature, that's all. Find a girl that is more immature than you and bingo!

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  • sadtruth

    Be a man, & stop using words like moodle! Maybe then you might get laid.

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  • They think ur gay

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  • lol_bamf

    They probably think you're gay. I would, no offense.

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  • They see you as a gay friend.

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