Is it normal to be a dude and lactate?

I can shoot a milky substance form my nipples, I know it's not actually milk. But I'm a guy and don't know if I'm part superhero or others can do this. Oh I have to squeeze the nips too, not like I'm firing off shots mentally.

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  • The other day I caught my unicorn masturabating to zebra porn. Yesterday I caught him watching goats fucking. I'm starting to worry.

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    • AngAnders112

      oh no! you're gonna have to take him to an animal psychologists to figure out the root of his issues :(

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      • I know, but he refuses to go.
        :/

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  • randomjelly

    Male Galactorrhea. It happens.

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    • JustDave

      "Male Galactorrhea"? Sounds like something young guys get from jacking off to Battlestar Galactica.

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  • This is pretty mind-blowing; maybe you got bitten by a radioactive goat or something?

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  • AngAnders112

    OP, i don't think it's very common, but yes, men have been known before to lactate.

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  • Allistalla

    Apperently if you suck on a mans tit he will start producing milk.

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  • Truth_teller

    Its either you have ovaries(to produce milk) or you are squirting out your insides

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  • TheBlueMonster

    Contrary to popular belief, male lactation is possible. While I wouldn't call it "normal," as most males don't experience this phenomenon, it's nothing to be concerned about, as it is neither an indication of a pre-existing medical condition nor has it been known to have any adverse effects on one's physical health as far as I know. So relax, I'd say that you're normal. :)

    Thanks for reading and have a nice day.

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  • pierre3167

    Dude gimme a glass

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  • help_is_here

    His wife*...

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  • help_is_here

    Milk when he and his had a baby. It was pretty wild.

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  • help_is_here

    Although men don't have protruding breasts like woman, they work they same way. Awhile back I watched a show about a man who actually produced breast m

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  • Pisslan616

    It's not uncommon for baby boys to have milk in their moob when they are born.

    It's got something to do with still having the mothers hormones in the baby.

    Maybe something similar is happening with you.

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  • m.a.s97

    milkman!

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  • nagasonavimana

    It's pre-milk. Men can do it, but if they have a hormonal imbalance. You have a slight hormonal imbalance.

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  • DannyBxtchh

    troll

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  • Guys don't have teats?!? D:

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  • ck38

    I would be intrigued to know how far you can squirt :) I wonder what it tastes like?

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