Is it normal to avoid warm toilet seats?
I don't know why, I but I can't take a dump on a warm toilet seat. Perhaps it's the thought of someones ass broiling it just moments prior. I find myself either waiting at least 10 minutes for cool down, or being forced to choose the stall that has the brown corn trout that no one wanted to courtesy flush.
I know that seat is as cool as the underside of my pillow!