Is it normal to argue with inconsiderate, clueless morons?
12 Stupid Little Battles
I’ve gotten into shouting matches over:
1. Jackasses who go through the time and trouble to back into parking spaces as though they are about to rob the place and need a quick getaway. Meanwhile, everyone else is stuck waiting as they maneuver back and forth to accomplish this pointless endeavor.
2. Shitheads who dump their car ashtrays on the ground, usually in parking lots with garbage cans scant feet away.
3. Shit-for-Brains who feel the need to stand ten feet away from fast food cashiers while waiting to place their order and then get pissed when someone walks in, steps up to the plate and places their own order.
4. Fuckfaces who almost smack into other cars in parking lots because they can’t see over the Chinese take-out menu under their wiper blade they were obviously too lazy to remove.
5. Dicknoses walking around in public with their head down, pecking on a cell phone and colliding with other people without apology.
6. Assholes who stop at the threshold of store exits to examine their receipts and or chit-chat with each other.
7. Snapperheads in cars that illegally break out of tollway entrance ramps then block legitimate traffic from merging into the flow.
8. Fender heads who walk around with purple hair, heavily tattooed necks and or arms, copious amounts of piercings and bizarre clothing and then expect anonymity in public.
9. Dillweeds who feel compelled to spit in public like some goddamn camel.
10. Pimple Brains who roll a cart load of groceries up to the ‘Ten Item or Less’ lane and the spineless cashier that shrugs it off while everyone else in line is losing their shit.
11. Dumb asses that ask what the ingredients are on every food item on the menu board while other people are waiting to place their order.
12. Clueless parents in restaurants who eat their meals contentedly oblivious to their larval offspring crying and screaming and generally driving other patrons insane.