Is it normal to always have a smelly arse?

Okay, this is really embarrassing to ask - but I need honest opinions. I'll just cut right to it: My ass is really smelly I try cleaning it with soap..I've honestly tried all cleaning products. NOTHING cleans this ''sucker''. The smell is always there. I've lost hope, and i'm so embarrassed my friends even notice I have a stinky ass. Is this normal... and if you have had this problem before please let me know. Thanks.

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Based on 129 votes (27 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • Moonbow

    Use baking soda.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Maybe you have a yeast problem like some kinda fungal infection?

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    • robbieforgotpw

      OP

      Try a shower after taking a dump. You must retain a lot of little poot in the butt hairs or its smeared in real good

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  • Rainbow_Cookie

    Why do you smell it so much???

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  • hiddenhands

    It's very normal Mine has been super stinky for years.

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  • Larrybird

    Someone once asked me if my ass naturally smelled like shit.....

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    • robbieforgotpw

      U r the best b ball player from Indiana all time, probably top five best players ever

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  • disthing

    Go to a doctor.

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    • donutsucker

      yes because im going to ask him ''what do i do about my smelly asshole.''

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      • disthing

        When you have an asshole so inexplicably smelly your friends notice, you walk around with a cloud of ass stink following you, you've tried all cleaning products available, you're really embarrassed and want to sort out this problem but don't know how... You ask a fucking doctor. Idiot.

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        • donutsucker

          But maybe I just have a dirty asshole? you don't know that. Have you seen my arse?

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  • kinkykitten

    Gross

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  • Wash it with piss.

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  • ihaveapoon

    I HAVE A SMELLY black wooly dick!

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  • StarTeddy

    Might be intestinal issues. Go see a doctor.

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  • sky915

    LOOOL!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Try taking a traditional bath with chlorophyll in the water and tea tree and eucalyptus soap.

    If that still doesn't work go to a doctor as this could be caused by a health issue.

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    • disthing

      Why are you recommending chlorophyll? :/

      That's... what makes plants green and enables them to photosynthesise... Don't see how it would help a person clean their anus.

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      • gummy_jr

        Get your girlfriend to cleanse your anus with her breast milk

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      • Avant-Garde

        I know, dishing! Chlorophyll is also a natural deodorizer. If doesn't work by entering his tush physically than the OP may have to consume some.

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        • disthing

          Interesting.

          I went and browsed the internet about it.

          What I found suggests that Chlorophyll has no deodorising effect whatsoever when used externally (e.g.in a bath tub), and you would probably have to take massive amounts internally for any noticeable effect - although it's also suggested your body may not be able to absorb Chlorophyll anyway.

          Read this: http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/DSH/chlorophyll.html

          http://www.no-hype-nutritional-supplements-guide.com/chlorophyll-benefits.html

          http://www.livestrong.com/article/156580-bad-breath-remedy-with-chlorophyll/

          Be careful what you believe. There's big money to be made from 'alternative medicine' and 'natural health remedies'. That's not to say it's all bullshit, just that there are plenty of people making false claims to line their pockets; notice how the majority of the websites lauding the amazing properties of all these different natural substances happen to also be selling them? Or links to websites selling them?

          Always rely on scientific studies. If someone is making a claim, make sure they have the source to back it up. "Chlorophyll deodorises. Put it in a bath tub and it'll deodorise your body." "Really? Where did you get that information from?" "From this website that sells Chlorophyll supplements." "And what modern scientific data supports the deodorising effect of Chlorophyll?" "I have no idea..."

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  • Cherrybombpieee

    Put baby powder

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  • My poor granny always had a smelly ass.Try using AJAX or COMET.Also,try using LAVA soap.Also get a toothbrush and SCRUB inside and out of the hole as HARD AS YOU CAN.

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  • Larrybird

    I had farted though so idk its probably abnormal

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Use bleach. Dilute it though.

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