Is it normal to allow the smell of my farts to dictate my hobbies?

Many times when I'm bored, I would allow the smell of my farts to dictate what hobbies I'd take part in. For example, if my fart smells like potatoes, I'd play video games. If they smell like eggs, I'd play basketball. Is this normal?

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17% Normal
Based on 156 votes (26 yes)
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  • Katywompus

    There are subliminal messages from satan hidden in my belches

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  • dappled

    Doesn't everyone do this? How else would we decide what to do? We'd have to, like, use our brains or something. That'd be just ridiculous.

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    • dappled

      \s/

      :P

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      • AngAnders112

        What does \s/ mean?

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        • dappled

          It's my "sarcasm" symbol. I whack it in there for people who don't get sarcasm and might misread me. A few times in, people seem to get it and even do it themselves including one person who commented on this, did it perfectly, but then had their post deleted for reasons I don't understand.

          dappled: Making The World A More Sarcastic Place!

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          • Mrman10

            You're a faggot. \H/

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            • dappled

              I'm sure you can do better than that. Come back when you've had a bit of a think about it.

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          • AngAnders112

            cool, thanks for explaining!

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        • Katywompus

          Sarcasm

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  • Fartz4Pleasure

    This is... Hot

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  • babablkshp

    Not normal....very creative. But no. just. no.

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  • Dad

    No, not normal.

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    • flutterhigh

      You're just jealous.

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  • cosmicdude

    Are you serious? I smell a real stinker here. The op made this fart tale up. Points for being humorous though. :)

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  • ccjigsaw

    My farts don't stink.

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  • Avant-Garde

    No to the trillionth power!

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