Is it normal to act like you are a car?

There was a kid in my elementary school who thought he was a car. This wasn't your plain "acting like someone else". He acted like he actually thought he was a car. Whenever he got angry at another kid, he'd threaten to run them over. Whenever he drank water he pretended he was filling up gas. Whenever he was tired he'd say he was running low on fuel. He even had glasses with little sticks of black plastic taped onto them (Apparently they were his "windshield wipers". He would ask like this constantly every day, until the point where everyone just started calling him "Car" (I'll refer to him as such from now on). I assumed it was a stage and that he would get over it eventually. We went on to different middle schools, and I had forgotten about him until a few years later I see him in my class in high school. I assumed he'd gotten over the habit at this point- after all he's no longer a kid- but 5 minutes later when we did class introductions I hear him say "Hi, I'm a car." The class looked at him confused and one person in the back laughed, thinking it was a joke. "Car" got really angry, and screamed "You laughing at me? I'll run you over." The guy then stood up and taunted him even more, to which "Car" then charged at him with a scream. "Car" ended up getting suspended. Needless to say, "Car" had not changed at all. His fantasy had worsened if anything.

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Comments ( 11 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Holy shit, little sticks taped to his glasses. Omg. I'll run you over. That's awesome but not at all normal to carry on with so seriously for so long.

    I wonder where his horn was...

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    • shuggy-chan

      It near his tail pipe im sure

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      • dirtybirdy

        Haha of course. This guy must be so exhausted every day from driving people crazy.
        All those miles on the freeway must really take their toll...
        I think I'll take the back seat now, I'm getting tired of my lame puns and may just have a brake down.

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        • shuggy-chan

          you old bird, you had your blinker flashing for last 3 miles too. And i can believe you had your rag top down in this weather, you must like the breeze

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      • HAha..Anal TAXi

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  • Mister_Nobody

    He sounds like an interesting chap, but I'm sure it would DRIVE you crazy after a while. Must be EXHAUSTing for his parents.

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  • TheMightyOz

    "Car" needs to learn how to drive.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Didn't the teachers ever consult his parents about his behaviour?! This is not normal. It seems to me that he would have be put into therapy.

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  • This guy sounds fun to hang out with.

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  • Mersaphe

    SOunds like fun.

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  • Aliceee93

    I pretend I'm a lot of things..
    Brummmm brummmmmm brummmmm

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