Is it normal this happens with every hot pocket i eat?

EVERY TIME its burning hot on the outside and ice cold on the inside. Its like the worst possible way it could be! Why this keep happen?

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65% Normal
Based on 34 votes (22 yes)
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Comments ( 23 )
  • Captain_Kegstand

    "Is your Hot Pocket cold in the middle? It's frozen. But it can be served boiling lava hot. Will it burn my mouth? It will destroy your mouth. Everything will taste like rubber for a month."

    "The shit should just come with a roll of toilet paper. Diarrhea pocket."

    Any time you want any advice on hot pockets, just look up Jim Gaffigan!

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Yuuuup

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  • anti-hero

    Just stop eating them, they are shit.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Yuuuup

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  • You have the wrong type of microwave.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Yuuuup

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  • NotFloydzie

    You need to put it the right amount of minutes.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Yuuuup

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  • 123456789assssssss

    Yuuuup

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  • drumandpickchick

    ...or when you take a bite and the pocket blows hot steam and fake cheesey shit on the corner of your mouth.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    If you're microwaving it correctly, then there shouldn't be any problems. Maybe you need a better microwave. Or try putting them in a toaster oven. They come out super crispy.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Yuuuup

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  • Darkoil

    It sounds like your cooking that shit in a conventional oven, microwaves don't heat food through convection but through radiation which means the outside should not heat faster than the inside.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Yuuuup

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  • alv1592

    You must not be cooking them right. Do you even read the directions?

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Yuuuup

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      • alv1592

        ee-yup!

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  • dappled

    We don't have Hot Pockets here yet (thank God) but are they frozen? If so, you might want to defrost them overnight in the fridge. I'm not going to go into all the science of microwave cooking, specific heat capacity, and blah, blah, blah, but you'll get a much better result if they are defrosted. Although, at the end of the day, you're still eating a Hot Pocket.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Yuuuup

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  • Elendil

    If they have a plastic wrap, when the especified time on the microwave is over, don't open it, wait 30-60 seconds, then the interior will have more time to acquire the heat of the exterior. Trust me I'm a Hot Pocket Engineer.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Yuuuup

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  • Avant-Garde

    Stop eating them, that stuff is junk. Make your own food.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Yuuuup

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