Is it normal the sheep are going to work today?
Is it normal the sheep are going to work today?
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52% Normal
Based on 86 votes
(45 yes)
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Jweezee
Some people, like myself, don't want to sleep in a cardboard house behind wal-mart with newspaper blankets and a dead raccoon for a pillow. Foraging for leftover general tso's chicken in the dumpster behind the chinese restaurant next door. Engaging in hand to hand combat with other feral hobos for a half eaten egg roll. Intentionally getting arrested for minor crimes in winter to get 3 hots and a cot. Call me a sheep i you like, i'll work.
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Yumazing
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Jweezee
Ah, a high falutin krogerite. I hear your type are allowed to enter the store and use indoor plumbing. What, you think you're better because you don't crap in an empty milk jug with the top cut off and use pinecones to wipe? Oh, and i'll bet you pull down your pants to piss. And we invite ya'll to the annual road kill BBQ every year and every time it's a no. Pshhh....whatever.
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Yumazing
Ha! You say that only because you're jealous. We have plumbing. Yeah. Free. Plus, there are discounts every day that Walmart doesn't have. I can save 35 cents on gummy snacks. Or steal it from unsuspecting mothers. At Walmart, there's a no-stealing policy for us folk. And just so you know, the Annual Road Kill BBQ always coincides with my brother's wife/sister's birthday! And she hates raccoon! So there!
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Jweezee
Oh, just like taking candy from a baby huh? Even we lowly wal-mart folk have our standards, Jeeze. Oh, and you're family is too good to spend the b-day at our BBQ? Hell, it was sammy's b-day too, stole him a shopping cart for a gift. And she doesn't like raccoon? You know damn well we had possum, dog, squirrel, and we even hit the jack pot with a deer this year......that's right a deer, and it was only on the side of the road for 17 days. Yeah, who's classy now krogerite?
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[Old Memory]
You don't. Most people don't understand that people on welfare don't hoard their money they spend it, thus putting it right back into the economy. People who work are more likely to have money to save and do so more often. And considering currency is cyclic, the working man only contributes to himself in that respect. The taxes he complains about having to pay to support others are taxes he'd be paying anyway. But most of all if everyone had a job your taxes would be HUGE!!!! People with jobs who put the unemployed down do it out of ignorance not intelligence. When i work, i don't complain because im smart enough to know how shit the economy would be if we all did. The government will only ever increase tax and unemployment has NOTHING to do with it. Increase tax 15% on the super rich and there would be no problems at all. People who earn alot of money contribute the least to society by keeping it in their greedy bank accounts and that is a stone cold fact.
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Captain_Kegstand
Yup, being a sheep sucks! I hate it when i'm in the car and I see all of the "non sheep" holding up signs begging for a burger that costs less than I spend on my morning cupcake. Man I hate money! Makes everything worse!
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aussiewolf
the sheep here work at being a delicious meal and you know what, they do a damn fine job at that!
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Avant-Garde
The sheep are people too and to live in society, they must make a contribution. If they got the profits from the selling and products produce from their wool, they would be able to live comfortable lives. Instead, the farmer gets all of the profits leaving them with nothing but a pasture and a stinky barn. They must work and so must you one day. That is the fate of most people. Baa to you, if you look down on them, but know that one day it'll be your fate! Someone somewhere might even call you a sheep!
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NoraBaker
I'm a wolf.
Therefore, let the sheep work.
Seriously? Only reason I'm not working today is because it's a holiday and none of us sheep are working. Otherwise, I'd be there making sure I don't have to offer an unsanitary Jweezee sexual favors in exchange for crashing in his cardboard place at the back of Walmart and one fourth of the egg roll.
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Jweezee
For you baby, i'd give 17/64 ths of the egg roll AND the soft side of the dead raccoon. Hell i'd even repair the hole in the walI larry kicked it in for stealing his moo goo gai pan while he was passed out drunk on rubbing alcohol shoplifted from the shop n' save down the street. I know...i know, i'm a romantic at heart ;)
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Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
"the sheep are going to work"
so it's "dumb" to produce eh?
Been reading Ayn Rand lately?
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NeuroNeptunian
Agreeing with Jweezee.
I'm an adult. My parents don't support me. It's either I work, or live on the streets or off of government money, which would make me a parasite. Parasites are far worse than sheep. Anyone in my situation that believes that work is for "sheep" and will not do it would agree with YOU, but they're still waiting at the bus-stop and they ran out of minutes to use to go onto the internet on their phone months ago.
It's great to be able to sit and say "I don't have to work, you're all sheep", hell, I wish I could say that. But Mommy won't give me the paycheck SHE needs to survive, and I haven't the nerve to tell fellow taxpayers this while they are supporting me because "I don't want to be a sheep, man.".
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