Is it normal the ocean makes my boobs hurt?

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Whenever I'm in the ocean for too long, I begin to have a painful stinging in both boobs. It hurts so much I have to punch them to relieve the pain for a moment.
I swear this is real, Is it normal???

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Based on 128 votes (59 yes)
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Comments ( 9 )
  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    It sounds like your breasts are sensitive to something in the water - perhaps the salt.

    It sounds like the self-punching is a bit like itching... generating controlled pain that releases endorphins to counteract an irritation

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    • dude_Jones
      11 years ago

      Try rubbing Vaseline over you nipples before putting on your swimsuit top. It will make them waterproof.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        11 years ago

        eh mine don't need it but thanks.

        mine aren't sensitive to the ocean. The op however I think is...

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    • lolol555
      12 years ago

      ^ this

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    Why would punching them relieve the pain? Wouldn't that make them hurt more?

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Staying in the ocean for a long time is probably making your boobs cold so they hurt.

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  • la_uva_mojada
    12 years ago

    Weird...

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  • wienerpoop
    12 years ago

    I see this one of two ways:

    1. This is a real condition in which I feel very bad for you and have no advice.

    2. This is fake and you're the best person to ever walk the Earth for posting it.

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  • Just_feed_me_Troll_Meat
    12 years ago

    Perhaps if you werent such a filthy whore who lets numerous guys squeeze and fondle them out in the water or use them for personal floatation devices they wouldnt start hurting you so much.

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