Is it normal that your grasshopper is a twick past two?

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ok sooooooooooo... im a guy who likes to randomly shout out statements that make absolutely no sense to interupt conversations that im not involved in, or to even start conversations. it usually invovles an animal an inanimate object and a number... last week I was at dinner with family and friends at a place called "Ajuas" (mexican restaurant of course.) While I was texting on my phone I randomly exclaimed to my sister "Does your cloud at russian hippos exclaim the 7th floor of season?" literally everyone was laughing but I wasnt... I was dead serious. Is this really normal?

p.s. i am 18, 6ft 3in, 220ibs, blue eyes and light brown hair. i want to give you details so you know my situation better... :P

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  • BUGABOO-666-
    13 years ago

    what is this I don't even

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  • lol_bamf
    13 years ago

    WTF?

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I think the only solution is losing some weight as well as changing your hair color, presumably to blonde. If this still won't help, try wearing contact lenses.

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Thanks. People cannot possibly give accurate advice without knowing your weight.

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  • Ribbit.
    13 years ago

    AHAHAH! Serious? Thats not good...

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  • treeeeeeeeepkkk
    13 years ago

    You made me laugh, congratulations :)

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  • Decimo
    13 years ago

    Uhh... WHAT...?! & why the fuck did we need ur physical description?

    Sounds to me like ur just obnoxious.

    Not normal @ all.

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  • taraevansin98
    13 years ago

    tourrettes....so get that checked out..ok?

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  • xsavealifex
    13 years ago

    If this isn't a joke, it very well could be a form of tourrettes. Maybe there's a tumor pressing on some part of your brain. Really, more info is needed. Just go to a dr.

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  • nobiggy2010
    13 years ago

    people are different katyd. isnt a matter of who mature or not.

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  • moomus
    13 years ago

    tourettes...........

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  • katyd
    13 years ago

    It seems totally normal for someone who is not quite mature fully and annoying for someone who has

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  • zEropoint
    13 years ago

    Only when you get the ninjas to take their poodles to Detroit. Other than that, you may very well be fucked.

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  • nobiggy2010
    13 years ago

    well yeah it has to be accurate... i mean it could less or more normal depending on how the person looks or even his size... im not fat just muscle :P thanks for the advice.

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  • r4mixon
    13 years ago

    Hahaha random jelly I was just thinking that. What does your body type have to do with your inability to control your blurting out? Yes, yes only short people who weight less than 200lbs blurt things out so for you totally abnormal. Sorry.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Totally normal!! I kno alot of guys who just sudden says something really out of line, but to do ecxactly what your doing isnt normal.

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