Is it normal that women like me more now?

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Well there really isnt any easy way to say this, but I'm fat, and not just a little chubby, I mean so fat all you can eat buffet owners immediately write my business off as a total loss when I walk in because there is no way they can make money after all the food I am gonna eat (and a diet coke, hey its a start right?). I've been banned from some in my area since I threatened with a lawsuit because they ran out of food and wouldnt cook more even though its advertised as "All you can eat".

Recently I came into some money through an inheritance and with this money women finally started noticing me, (probably the extra confidence its given me) now before you start with the "they only want your money bullshit" know that I asked them what they like about me and they say they like my generous nature (its after I gave them jewelry but I like to be generous). Now some of the people I knew before this tried to tell me this but I got rid of those dumbasses, I know these people like me for me, and dont care that I am 5'8 and 410 lbs.

Is it normal my life turned around so much like this? I guess you reap what you sow, and my kindness is being repaid to me.

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  • Mando
    11 years ago

    Don't be a fool. Do something about your health.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I agree with you that they like your generous nature and that is not just about your money. Golddiggers are usually pretty obvious about their greediness, so I trust you that you can spot them easily, like most can.

    Some women equate gifts (expensive or not) to attention; that it's a reminder that you are thinking of them. The confidence your new-money has brought you probably helps you get your foot in the door with them. Then it is the appreciative way that you treat them that keeps them there.

    Just a suggestion: you may want to subsidise your thought-full but inexpensive gifts now and then. Cook them a home-made meal, or better yet, do a romantic picnic. Buy her a book you love, one that you think she may like as well and write something heart-felt inside the cover. Take her to local museums or art galleries, if she's into that sort of thing. Give her a foot rub using almond oil and a few drops of essential oils like peppermint or orange. Make her breakfast in bed. Get a tattoo of her face on your chest (just kidding, don't ever do that).

    Happy trails :)

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    Whatever,buddy.Just make sure you don't FUCKAWAY all your cash-especially on bitches.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Yeah right they don't want you for your money haha such a comedian you are.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    11 years ago

    So people tried to tell you that you were generous before you came into money and you "got rid of those dumb asses?"... or did I misinterpret that?

    Attracting people can be quite simple,actually, with just a bit of confidence. It's keeping them around that is the hard part.

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  • Ryan555
    11 years ago

    Just don't spend all your money on one ho

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    ...so you're writing to brag, rather than ask a serious question.

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  • stupidassholeguy
    11 years ago

    Oh my god! You've actually been BANNED from an all-you-can-eat resturant? And actually want to sue them over it! This is so funny!:D

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  • throat_cutter
    11 years ago

    Am I the only one who is alarmed at fat joe here filing frivilous lawsuits over all he can eat, and that he weighs a hefty 400 lbs!!!!

    A my man, I gotta break it to ya buddy. Bjtches aint shit.

    Once the money stops comin so do the hoes.

    Thats the fundamental motto every golddigger instinctively knows, sukkas like u supply it.

    But tahts all u do, supply it. They dont care about u. You come and go, you bankrupt, so the fuck waht they move onto the next rich guy. What will u have in the end? NOTHIN. except your sorry ass runing back to your old friends who told u i told you so.

    aha and now is this the part where u call me a hater? I got swag wit or witout the money i get the ladies LIKE THAT

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Lol at the businesses writing you off as a total loss.

    Let me ask you this: do you think that these women would still notice you if you weren't buying them gifts and they didn't know that you were wealthy?

    Just something I think you might should be aware of.

    Also, I think that If I had a large some of money, and I was very overweight, I would probably pay a personal trainer to get me into shape.

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  • Goomats
    11 years ago

    Most women like money. Some women like large men, so yeah, you're going to get some attention.

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