Is it normal that women are like freaky scary aliens to me?
(Paragraphs are not correct, just inserted for easier readability.)
This will probably be a mind-boggling concept to you people, but as a man, I have more male friends than female ones.
This is because females are different and difficult. The few female friends I have are not particularly "good as women". It could almost be said they don't count as female friends.
Females have different brains to men. How scary is that. Women not having the hobbies and interest I do are, by cold hard genetics, as typical as them having longer hair than I do. And I only get two haircuts a year.
Regardless of how feminine or not they are, all women know that men are sexual beings, and suspect constantly that their male contemporaries are attracted to them or admiring them sexually. This vigilance is because women don't like being admired sexually, as culture has left me to make out.
Come the fuck on. What's wrong with being admired sexually?
If a woman, even a stranger, told me she masturbates over me, I wouldn't be offended. I wouldn't have any negative thoughts at all unless she were retarded looking. Basically, I would be flattered, and I know all the males reading this would feel the same way.
(Side note: Ladies, if you're reading this, tell men you masturbate to them if you do, it'll brighten up their day. I know the reverse doesn't work for you, but just do it. I'm not joking.)
Women are defensive, and love to hate men. Men get hated, berated, and blamed for everything. Even on this site.
Example: As a man, women get me off. I'm not proud of that, I'm not not proud of that, but I can't change that, and there's little point in changing that even if I could.
NeuroNeptunian, I'll repeat; NEURO-NEPTUNIAN, thinks it's not okay for me to admire women sexually, as the below link illustrates: http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-feel-guilty-for-admiring-women-sexually-115979/
A rule of thumb on this site: If NeuroNeptunian says something is wrong, especially if it has to do with women, she's probably right.
So seeing as I can't talk to women without being suspected that I want to fuck them, how am I supposed to approach and talk to women exactly?
Do any males reading this have any similar, or explicitly dissimilar feelings to me?
Apologies for being so Neurotic.