Is it normal that woman worship me like a god?

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Every woman in the world worships me like I'm a god, they do anything for me, I can have any woman, whenever I won't, how ever I won't. is it normal for you other guy's?

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Based on 109 votes (21 yes)
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  • NeuroNeptunian
    10 years ago | pl

    Check it, this guy probably got kicked in the dick earlier today for looking down some feminist's shirt while riding the bus to his part time job at Wal Mart.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      I wash dishes at Apllebee's you ignorant asshole.

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      • NeuroNeptunian
        10 years ago | pl

        That's fine. It's not illegal to smell the forks after a woman has used them. Creepy, but not illegal.

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago | pl

    They must love you for your amazing spelling and grammar skills.

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      Maybe, that why the females swoon over me

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        *faints*

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago

          Circus, help me drag this one back to the shuggy cave

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          • anti-hero
            10 years ago

            I think she will go willingly after she comes to.

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        Must be LOL

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  • moomus
    10 years ago

    I am a woman and don't worship you. I think you sound like an arrogant cock.

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      a doodle doo

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Delusions of Grandeur.

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  • suckonthis9
    10 years ago

    Which deity are you worth?

    Why are you worth this?

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    I'm Jeffy and I like apples

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      They are crisp and delicious and full of FIBER!

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      • robbieforgotpw
        10 years ago

        *snickers out loud*
        Did you see the ringer? I quoted it...

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        • RoseIsabella
          10 years ago

          I want to say yes but I'm afraid I'm quite daft on this one. Enlighten me.

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          • robbieforgotpw
            10 years ago

            Daft? Enlighten me?!?!
            Funny comedy with Johnny Knoxville and Katherine Heigl... The ringer, a must-see you silly goose

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    He means he won't get laid. No surprise here with such attitude.

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  • EccentricWeird
    10 years ago

    You belong in my asshole

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  • Hannah2137
    10 years ago

    Um I don't. You don't even have proper grammar, and your ego doesn't fit in this world.

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    • Nephew7
      10 years ago

      You live in NY and your last name starts with an R

      Im psychic

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      • Hannah2137
        10 years ago

        Um no and no..? Lol.

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        • Nephew7
          10 years ago

          :) just curious, similar shit in character to someone i know haha

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  • Elyod88
    10 years ago

    Just because your mum thinks you're cool doesn't mean anyone else does.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      Just because your mom thinks I'm hot dosn't mean you have to hate.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    10 years ago

    A hawk lives in the trees next to my house. Every night he steals my eyeballs and uses them to fuel his eco friendly artificially intelligent legos that want nothing more than to destroy the world supply of chicken meat.

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    • charli.m
      10 years ago

      Sorry about your eyes :(

      But AI legos are pretty fuckin' awesome.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        10 years ago

        Not if they require the use of my eyes. The Legos! Every night they mock me with their cruel indifference.

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        • charli.m
          10 years ago

          D:

          Or rather...just 'D '

          (

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    please god dont say won't

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  • howaminotmyself
    10 years ago

    Won't what?

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  • OtherSide
    10 years ago

    There's trolls in them thar hills...

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  • Kerry69
    10 years ago

    The alarm on the clock is ringing.

    You will be late for school.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Your hand worships you!

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Rosie did u say that? Bad girl

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      • RoseIsabella
        10 years ago

        Yup, high five!

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          Paws up girly

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  • Janie2T
    10 years ago

    Yep, ego-tripping is normal, very, VERY common. Unfortunately!!!!

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  • DolphinDevil
    10 years ago

    Another God in my world? I guess I have to get rid of you like I did with L that stupid bitch.

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    No no.

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  • charli.m
    10 years ago

    I don't.

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  • Pandapants
    9 years ago

    Lmfao i certainly dont.

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  • WhiteCrow
    10 years ago

    Dude...No, just no. This is this worste thing ever to post... I am pretty sure you had to be over exagerating. Maybe in you community lots of chicks dig you but they way you said it... No possible way it's true

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    lol @ "however I won't"

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  • nkwacky
    10 years ago

    Dude, you need therapy

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  • PureLikeSnow
    10 years ago

    Wake up.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    I thought you guyz would be more supportive. My life sucks I havn't even seen the 3rd series of Game of Thrones cooz I've got a mountain of pussy to get through.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    Sorry for the spelling and grammer, I wrote the OP while Sarah Pallins daughter was slobbing on my knob so it was kind of hard to concentrate.

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