Is it normal that when i start smoking a joint i instantly need a shit

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It doesn't happen around other peoples houses but when I'm at home I'll roll and joint and start smoking it and then I need a crap and it's really annoying because my room is in a loft and the bathroom is on the bottom floor so I have to put it out and run or hold it which is uncomfortable. It only every happens at my house and it happens basically every single time.

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  • Alex_Gee
    11 years ago

    This is funny as fuck! :) Ax

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    Nicotine is a vasoconstrictor which increases the gastrointestinal tracts motility.

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    • Darkoil
      11 years ago

      Why the fuck would someone have thumbed my comment down which was giving a reasonable answer to the question posed?

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      • bristexai
        11 years ago

        Because OP isn't taking nicotine. OP is smoking marijuana.

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        • Darkoil
          11 years ago

          I'm assuming he puts tobacco in his joints.

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          • Wambo37
            11 years ago

            I thumbed you up

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            • Darkoil
              11 years ago

              Thank you good sir :)

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          • sheilarae1987
            11 years ago

            Why would you assume he puts tobacco in his joints? Unless you're referring to Blunts...then those are wrapped in Tobacc, but he said Joint...so....fail.

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            • Darkoil
              11 years ago

              You fucking idiot, a blunt is a cigar that has had the tobacco removed and then filled with green. Nearly everyone in England puts tobacco in their joints.

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          • shade_ilmaendu
            11 years ago

            I hope this doesn't sound racist but I'm trying to remember, I feel like I saw you say somewhere you were British in the past. XD

            Just wondering because I know spliffs are way more common over there than in Amurrica. Personally I can't stand tobbacco in my joints, it's too harsh when it's unfiltered :P

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            • Izawesome
              11 years ago

              Ye in england people will most likely mix it with tobacco which annoying as I don't actually smoke or enjoy the taste of tobacco but I would barely be able to finish a blunt that size, unless you mean pure weed in a single. The only time I will have a blunt is when me and at least 2 others are sharing

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            • Darkoil
              11 years ago

              Why would that sound racist? Lol and yes I am English.

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        • Izawesome
          11 years ago

          Hey, sorry should of been more clear I put tabacco in my joints, being from England that basically the default, if it's just weed then its referred to as a blunt even if it's not blunt paper just weed and normal paper

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          • sheilarae1987
            11 years ago

            Everything is done ass backwards there, and here I thought it was just the Kiwis.

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  • anonymousbitchhh
    8 years ago

    i laughed at this

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  • la_uva_mojada
    11 years ago

    Wtf? why do brits contaminate their weed with nasty ass cig tobacco?

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  • ilvtrees
    11 years ago

    Mj can be a muscle relaxant or it could be from coughing when taking a hit.

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  • sheilarae1987
    11 years ago

    Perhaps you have IBS and you smoke a lot of weed, so since IBS is occasional, and if you smoke out a lot, then it's safe to say that if you smoke 2-5 times daily, and you shit 2-5 times daily, you're a stoner with IBS.

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  • Izawesome
    11 years ago

    actually Yes I do but tobacco in my Joints. So I'm guessing it's the nicotine?

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    • shade_ilmaendu
      11 years ago

      Sometimes when I'm smoking just weed that'll happen to me. I know nicotene actually directly causes it. I don't know if that's chemically the case with weed, but it could be the psychological association of smoking something?

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      • Izawesome
        11 years ago

        Ye as I never have it when I'm round a friends even when using tobacco, I think it's because I'm a tad paranoid that my neighbours or parents will catch a wiff

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  • mordekitty
    11 years ago

    My boyfriend has that problem lol

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