Is it normal that when i eat oranges i pretend i'm a fruit bat

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I try to suck the juice out in the goriest way possible and then eat the flesh.. I don't do that around people though. :p

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Based on 131 votes (99 yes)
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  • chickenoodlesoup88
    11 years ago

    Kinda like the guy above me, my parents got me interested in eating my greens when i was little by playing off my love of land before time. they called my spinach and lettuce 'tree stars' and so i ate them. i still love the taste of lettuce to this day, its almost like a comfort food.
    nostalgia gets me, i suppose.

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    • suishokiba
      11 years ago

      I love you people. :D

      Actually, I thought of Popeye when I ate spinach. I believed in it's magic of giving people super strength.

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  • CollegeIsNotAsAwesomeAsIImagin
    11 years ago

    Dafuq did i just read. Anyway besides all the comments; when i was little i used to pretend to be lots of animals whenever i ate some foods

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    • suishokiba
      11 years ago

      when I eat meat, I'm either a velociraptor or a wolf. when I eat bananas I'm a chimpanzee. when I eat cheese, I'm a mouse. when I eat cooked carrots I'm a rabbit. when I have strawberries and cream, and the cream is left, I'm a cat.

      I'm such an animal person.

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  • Maykittens
    11 years ago

    That's normal. Listen to your fruit bat heart. xD

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    If by "normal" you mean "adorable", then yes.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Ha! This is great! Do you also pull faces and make angry noises when you do it? :D

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    • suishokiba
      11 years ago

      I make a vampire face before biting down and hiss a little. It's fun.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Ha! This is officially my favourite post of the day. :D

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    When I eat babies I pretend I'm a rat.

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    • iin2want2know
      11 years ago

      Ahhh, simply adorable

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN
    11 years ago

    I do this with grapefruits. I rub it all over my face.

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  • purpletrain
    11 years ago

    I have a friend who's like that. He's one of those people who are really fun to be around. And it's pretty cute as well.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Haha. That's really cute:3

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    Lets GO ONE BETTER!!Is is O.K.for me to eat the toilet paper after TAKING A SHIT & WIPING MY ASS WITH IT?

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    • sraystl13
      11 years ago

      Once a Day!

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    I don't know if it's normal or not.. but I wish I had some oranges right now.. >.>

    Simply for scientific purposes of course...

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    • suishokiba
      11 years ago

      I want blood oranges. (totally exist, google them) they're oranges, but the inside is blood colored.

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      • shade_ilmaendu
        11 years ago

        Oooh I've seen those before. :D They look delicious.

        Ever put red food coloring in ramen to make it look like brains? :D

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        • dappled
          11 years ago

          I am totally doing that now. Noodles are my staple anyway and Halloween is around the corner! :D

          What's even better is that many red food colourings are made from a crushed beetle-like insect (cochineal). Completely gruesome. Like: "Oh, it's not real blood. It's crushed insect juice". Weee!

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          • suishokiba
            11 years ago

            I eat ramen a lot too, sometimes everyday.
            and I didn't know that about food coloring, cool! :P

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            • shade_ilmaendu
              11 years ago

              Colored ramen is so much fun. :D I've made it tye dye before too, hahaha.

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        • suishokiba
          11 years ago

          lol, no, but that's a great idea. I love ramen. ^w^

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  • pantaloonz
    11 years ago

    Holy hell, the world has some serious wingnuts.

    Im scared

    -Pantz

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