Is it normal that voices keep telling me to "prepare"?

is it normal that my voices keep telling me of an apocalypse? they tell me to make weapons and to board up my house and that sort of thing. they keep telling me to prepare for something like that... should i listen to those voices? should i prepare myself?

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Based on 81 votes (18 yes)
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  • Legion

    My voices are telling you to shut up and to stop revealing the plan.

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  • flutterhigh

    That's odd - my voices keep telling me to watch out for this one crazy fellow who's boarding up their house so I can viciously slaughter them.

    Oh wait... well, this is awkward.

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  • lol.if your not lying then you probably have schizophrenia...witch sucks

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  • alv1592

    The voices in my head are telling me that Tiger Woods has herpes, Kate Nash has crabs, and Bret Michaels will be president of Peru. Is any of this true?

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  • MegaM7777

    i haven't boarded up my house, but i have made a few melee weapons...

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  • infinite

    Voices or not, preparation is essential. If you don't think you need to prepare in some way for an unseen catastrophe then you're mentally ill, your self preservation mechanism is short circuited.

    Preparation doesn't mean psychotically boarding up your windows and clutching your ak47 in a dark room with a years worth of mre's though, preparation is knowledge and knowledge weighs nothing. The ultimate preparation? Learn what every human alive knew back before agriculture, primitive life skills. We all used to be prepared like this but we lost our way when we set up systems that depended on a society for survival.

    Learn to find and process water, make fire, shelter, and find food. Also learn to be less dependent on the system. Grow your own food, practice self sufficiency and sustainability. Make your own power. Don't do it because it's green, do it because you can choose to not be ignorant and to be responsible for the health and security of your own being.

    And the biggest thing you can do to prepare is to not eat any of the poisons in the 'food'. The food on the supermarket shelves is poison, and not dying of cancer, liver failure, diabetes because you ate industrial waste products packaged by the 'food' inudstry. Eat whole foods, real foods, and you won't be killing yourself and your family with chemical weapons.

    Hearing voices might be considered an illness by science, but it happens , it's a human condition called hearing your intuition.

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  • Prepare what? :/

    Well, whatever it is, just make sure your proteins are marinated for at least 2 hours prior to cooking.

    That way the flavours are really infused and enhanced :)

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  • joybird

    You need psychiatric help!!

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  • emilydoll

    No

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  • dappled

    Yeah, if the zombie apocalypses of 1993, 2005 and 2009, and the increased military spending on zombie-to-zombie missiles and anti-zombie tanks have taught us anything, it's that zombie apocalypses are a clear and present danger to us all.

    \s/

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  • ArrogantBastard

    Sounds like the return of Frank the Bunny to me.

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  • pixie_dust

    when u start to hear voices, try. jacking off to release endorphins and that can curb your psychiatric woes, u fruit cake.

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  • ThisIsNotAUsername

    Is it just a bog-standard boring Apocalypse Or is there Zombies?
    I wouldn't mind a Zombie Apocalypse.

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    • MegaM7777

      i don't know, they haven't told me...

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      • ThisIsNotAUsername

        You've actually just made my day!

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