Is it normal that typewriters turn me on?

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I have been struggling with this notion for a awhile, but it is a notion that I can no longer ignore. I seem to have fetish for typewriters.

I find them to not only be aesthetically pleasing, but also sexually arousing. I love to run my hands up and down the keys. I love to caress them with my fingers. I especially find the *clickity-clack* and *ding* sound to be extremely "intriguing".

I have had dreams of a sensual nature that have involved typewriters, as well as writing erotic stories that feature them.

I even have a typewriter of my dreams. It curves in a way that is reminiscent of a woman but not overly so. The keys are raised at different heights for different rows. The buttons on the keys are circular. They are outlined in white, the middle is a vibrant black with a somewhat matte texture and the letters are white; neither too minuscule or too large. Everything is just right…

While I do own a typewriter, it is nothing at all like the one I long for. Despite this, I still find something arousing about working with it. I especially love the powerful vibrations each pressing of a key causes.

Sometimes, I even wonder what it would be like to make love to a typewriter. If I ever got into a relationship with someone, it would be an absolute plus if they knew how to operate a typewriter.

Is this normal?

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Based on 171 votes (40 yes)

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NeuroNeptunian

9 years ago

Let me put it this way.
I was on a trip in the Caribbean, got some great deals on hotwire.com and pulled it all together with my boo. He wanted to participate in a fun beach activity but I felt like using all of the money I saved on hotwire.com to buy myself what seemed like a never-ending stream of deliciously handcrafted Mojitos.

He sat next to me that day, small, black, shiny and exquisite. His name was Remington, or at least that was the name painted onto his delicate yet beautiful body. I left my man be on the beach and I took Mr. Remington back to my hotel room and made sweet yet perfectly painful love to him before leaving him back on the chair where I found him.

Remington was the only thing on this Earth who was able to make me truly, TRULY feel like a woman. Even though I had a great trip and saved a ton of money on my trip by shopping for hotel and flight deals on hotwire.com, I still think back to that glorious day in the Caribbean and wonder... what if? What if...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  *Wipes eyes with handkerchief*
  
  *Tosses handkerchief where it ends up landing on the servant's face*
  
  Miss Neptune, that passionate recounting of a fleeting affair with such a mysterious lover, deserves to win an award.
  
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  - NeuroNeptunian
    
    9 years ago
    
    *Wipes your eyes*
    My dear, there is no worldly value that can be put on the sheer joy that that day under the Caribbean sun brought me.
    
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    - jc25
      
      9 years ago
      
      He sounds like a third of the girls of Jewdom.
      
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- GustavoGutiérrez
  
  9 years ago
  
  This is you at your best. I really like it when you do stuff like this.
  
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  - NeuroNeptunian
    
    9 years ago
    
    And yet, hotwire.com pays me nothing at all for my fabulous advertising of their great deals on hotels, flights and even rental cars!
    
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    - EccentricWeird
      
      9 years ago
      
      Bullshit!
      
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      - NeuroNeptunian
        
        9 years ago
        
        Call it what you want.
        I'm sure it's for sale on a porn site somewhere here in this vast interweb.
        
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    - disthing
      
      9 years ago
      
      Hm, please tell me more about this hotwire.com
      
      I don't think I've heard of it.
      
      In what way do you think its excellent services might benefit me, and how best can I also spread the word about hotwire.com to everybody else?
      
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      - NeuroNeptunian
        
        9 years ago
        
        Why, thank you for asking!
        hotwire.com is a fantastic site where you can find the cheapest hotel, rental car and flight deals that hotels and airliners don't want you to know about!
        
        See, when hotels have extra rooms, they use hotwire.com to fill those rooms! This way, the hotels and airliners don't lose money and you get rooms for below the standard rate! It is amazing! Even better than priceline and kayak! You walk away with the best deal! So you can afford to take that vacation to the Caribbean to bang a typewriter AND go to your class reunion!
        
        You can spread the word by writing inappropriate sexual fictions and including the word of hotwire.com within them! It's super easy!
        
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        jc25
        
        9 years ago
        
        Hotwire is shit. I searched for a 31-day stay in Rio for kicks and nothing was under $400 a night. I used Priceline on a city so many times, I got to like half the price.
        
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RearedPyro

9 years ago

You like typewriters? Its a lil odd but go for it! It's not hurting anyone and as long as you have the typewriters consent then what harm can it do?

I'm being serious here, go make sweet love to your type writer

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OtherSide

9 years ago

Dawg, typewriters be cheaper than bitches.

That being said, it's nice that your fetish is a simple and practical one. It doesn't break laws or void your health insurance like some fetishes do.

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Brigg

9 years ago

cant tell the correct name for it so i call it an object fetish. its not very common to be attracted to all days objects but its nothing to worry about. there are people got attracted by trees and also heavy machines for example. its nothing that harms another so just go for it and enjoy, no need to worry about or to care other people say about! there is no worst than missing your own satisfaction just because other cant understand.

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Riddler

9 years ago

Im getting a type writer! Want to watch me type? ;)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Ooh lala!
  
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Boristhefeline

9 years ago

AS a kid in Australia watching the untouchables Chicago Typewriters used to turn me on

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Really? It is nice to know that I am not the only person with this specific fetish. :)
  
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gummy_jr

9 years ago

This was too good :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I'll send the compliments to the typewriter!
  
  *clack* *ug ug* *clickty clack* *ta-tum* *ding*
  
  Did you hear that? She really enjoyed those kind words of yours. Why, I haven't seen her blush this much since the last time I wrote with her.
  
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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

I'm sorry, but I really need to know; do typewriters reciprocate your feelings? Or will you forever feel unrequited love for your typewriters?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Don't be silly. That can't reciprocate because they aren't sentient.
  
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- [Old Memory]
  
  9 years ago
  
  The national geographic channel recently had a show called "Taboo Strange Love". One dude romantically loved cars, another woman was in love with the Berlin Wall.
  
  I do think this is meant as a joke, but the people on this show were definitely NOT joking lol. People can be real weird.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    9 years ago
    
    This wasn't meant as a joke. My fetish is 100% real.
    
    I believe it is called "Object Fetishism". I remember reading somewhere, I think it might have been on Oddee, that this is common among individuals who on the Autism Spectrum or something like that. I do think that it would be a far stretch to assume that everyone who has this fetish is on that spectrum.
    
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    - jc25
      
      9 years ago
      
      Roaches have aesthetically attractive shapes. So do art pieces and they're not arousing either.
      
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      9 years ago
      
      Alright well what about them turns you on so much? And I mean this sounds weird to ask but I'm asking seriously, would you jerk off on it, or lay naked with it or something?
      
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EccentricWeird

9 years ago

Most uninteresting troll post 2014

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NISHIMOTO

9 years ago

Quite funny for a fake story.
Could do better.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Please, tell me exactly what it is that makes you assume that my fetish is fake?!
  
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