Is it normal that this happened at a recent family function?

Recently we had a nice extended family get together, between my family and in-laws, who I have a very nice relationship with. We spared no expense in hiring White Castle to do the catering. Now towards the end of the night, as the gathering was winding down it seems a small fight broke out between my own mother and mother-in-law over who would get the last White Castle burger. Being the gracious and generous host I am (and because my own mother tends to be a raging fatass), I decided that my mother-in-law should have it. Now my own mother was not happy at all with this decision, I could tell by the look on her face. She politely excused herself to use the bathroom and then thanked me for a nice evening and left. Some time I later I discovered that with every flush of the toilet fecal matter was being deposited in the bowl instead of being disposed of. Upon opening the tank I noticed several logs of feces and assorted other colonic expulsions. Is it normal to think my own mother in her anger at being denied the burger left me an "upper decker" in vengeance for this perceived slight?

Should I return the favor at the earliest opportunity?

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Based on 40 votes (20 yes)
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Comments ( 11 )
  • Ono

    Catering by White Castle? Was the party just in your trailer or the park around the trailer?

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    • In a house, with indoor plumbing. Pretty apparent from the story I would think, but I dont mind clarifying for those with less then commendable reading comprehension.

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  • Personally, I despise scatological humor.....but goddammit, that was PRICELESS!

    Post of the week, I say.

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  • pauldiggy

    lmao! Very funny, well written, and believable judging by the comments.

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  • InvadingPotatoLeader

    All over a burger...
    This isn't even normal if your mother and mother-in-law were 8 year olds -.-

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  • dinz

    I think it was more than a small burger. I think she was offended by the fact her own son chose his mother in-law over his own mother.

    But damn what is up with the poop crap?

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  • Avant-Garde

    WTF is wrong with her?!
    Resorting to that all because of a little burger. That's inexcusable! If I were you I'd tell her come back and clean out the loo, but if she's capable of doing that then she's probably capable of doing something much worse....

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    all of that over a tiny burger?

    how old is she?

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    • Old enough to know what she was doing and realize it was wrong to do. She has always been a sore loser though. I just never thought she would take it there.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        sounds like she's not going to be invited over for a while too

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  • joybird

    Gross! Doubt any mother would do that!

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