Is it normal that sometimes i like to "boil" myself in the bath?

Sometimes when I'm bored or on a really cold day, I like to cook myelf in the bath. I heat up the water to a very hot temperature, add in some ingredients into the bath such as tomato paste, herbs, onions, flour etc. and then just sit there, the volcanic bubbly sensation melt my skin, the ingredients washing over me and crusting over my body.

I know it sounds disgusting but it feels really good, you're left with a feeling of strength and adrenaline that your body has been boiled and the sauces in the bath have changed you as a person. It's like a spa treatment almost.

To get the food off I just rinse out the bath water and then just have a quick, warm shower with soap. IIN?

Oh and one more thing, I don't put my head under. Obviously that would be extremely painful.

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Comments ( 14 )
  • MrsEdGein

    and I bet the aroma draws in cannibals from miles around

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  • ~S~

    I love you.

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  • harrypotters

    Can i lick you and see how you taste after?.

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  • Bleach2476

    Doesn't it bother you that you (Probably) smell like soup everywhere you go?

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  • TehPurpleOne

    The correct term is, "Simmering". :P

    Btw, I could really see my chef instructor doing this... Ha ha! xD

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  • This is so fake but made me laff out loud!!! U put tomatoes and onions in your bath?!?!?!?! That's freaking disgusting. If cannibals ever wanna make you into stew you sure won't have a problem with it!!!! Wow ur messed up

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  • thegift

    This reminds me of Duce Bigalo where the guy eats in the hot tub.

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  • fab4ever2.

    looolllllllllll

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  • zlofton

    perfectly normal. i do the same except i stuff an apple up my ass to give myself that good fruity flavor!

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  • Verstehen

    Do you have a vagina?! If so, PLEASE STOP THIS! Please! Do it for your vagina!

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  • WhatTheCuss

    if it makes you feel any more normal, custom make your own bath salt online. they sometimes have cayenne pepper as an option. plus its prolly better and more relaxing for your skin lol

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  • Holy...

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  • CrumpledPaper

    Probably fake but funny. Tomato sauce and onions can't make you feel like a changed person, I'm sorry.
    And LOL at bleach's comment!

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  • don't_hate_just_rate_<3

    wtf no it aint normal why do u do that

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