Is it normal that snl ruined my poetic prose?

I had this piece of writing that I found very lovely and poetic. Ever since the Lonely Island guys from Saturday Night Live and Justin Timberlake sang Dick in a Box, I was never able to appreciate it the same anymore.

I have a clock in a box. It's beautiful. I never use it, see it or think of it. Except for at the exact moment when I go to sleep. I turn everything off and hear the dripping sink first. Then the buzzing sound of too much noise during the day. The moment I let my head sink in the pillows... close my eyes and relax the first muscles, I hear it. My beautiful clock ticking in its box. And it's the most pleasant sound I can hear... For the beauty of the wood and the flowers and yellowish paper on the background accompany it alongside the fact that if I hang it on the wall it stops. At whatever time I hung it. So I just leave it there... In its safe box. And it doesn't exist until I close my eyes at night... On my couch. As if I slept here every night-night just to hear the warm familiar ticking lullaby. As I write I can no longer hear it. It pains me to have left my moment of comfort, pleasure, joy to register it... But I'm certain the time and ticks I missed will have given me the sweetest memory of the most beautiful unseen clock in a box. 

Thanks, Lorne Michaels, for ruining my poetic prose! Thanks. Now I wish I had a fucking flowery dick in that box instead of a stupid broken clock.  

is it normal I feel this way? Or can I be tranquil for the writing sucked dick anyway?

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  • the tick in the box
    is now dick in the box
    a pox on the dick
    that is in your box
    a kiss for the clock
    that has the tick
    thats been kicked from the box
    by that cheeky dick
    tick tock tick tock

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    • I love you.

      This story is now perfect and complete.
      Thank you.

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  • ubiquitous_joe

    Hey, think of how useful the word 'gay' was before it became, well, gay. You know how many things rhyme with gay? But you've gotta roll with the punches.

    I was in an art class once and this girl drew beautiful abstract pencil drawings with strange circle shapes. But the shapes started to change and the prof. warned her that she needed to make sure they didn't look like sperm, unless she was prepared to have that be everyone's first reaction.

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