Is it normal that serving suggestions treat us like idiots?
On the pack of a packet of gravy granules, there's a picture of the gravy steaming away in a gravy boat and the words "serving suggestion" underneath.
What did they think I was going to do with it? Pour the granules on the table, spit on them, and the suck up the resultant gravy out of the tablecloth?
Same with a tin of peas. The serving suggestion was the peas on a plate, next to some meat. The worst of the lot was a picture on the back of an iced lolly which showed a girl taking the wrapper off and then sucking the lolly.
Is this what we've come to? I fully expect to see toilet paper with operating instructions soon.